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Encryption AX-C334-699403547
Data File Delta-32
To: Director of Public Safety
CC: Unofficial List fighter
Chief
Algae Undercover Agent
Lieutenants of ERTs
12 and 13
All
further involved in Operation MOON
Subject: First Layout of the Modifications
for Operation MOON
Mam, following is the modifications we hadto make
to Operation MOON, to ensure the safety of the Hostiles, and to include the
circumstances we have in Tunnel A-32-C44. For details, take a look into the
Gutter plan of Sector 74.
To ensure that Poodle-Boy gets neutralizedin time
before he can harm our hostiles, we have to use Beta Modification 3 and attack
from the three main entrances. ERT 12 and 13 will enter the tunnel at exactly
1500 GMT (Gutter Main Time), shortly after the algae agents and I have disabled
the main flea producer with the FWN. Since Algae are immune to the fleas, and I
will be wearing the static anti flea suit, this should work out without
problems. Once this is done, mr. McD will lead ERT 12 through Gutter Tunnel
B-32-C44 and A-31-C44 and enter the Minefield (the decided name for the
operationfield) through the southwest gate. ERT 13 will work the same through
the southeast gate.
After this is done, the ERTs are to concentrate on
disabling the hair traps, which have been detected in tunnel grids 2, 15, 32, 46
and 77. This is a PRIORITY target. Should one of these traps be activated, by
any source, then the mission is to be IMMEDIATELY aborted! These traps are
extremely dangerous, and have to be taken care of before we can continue into
the main area, and free the hostiles.
The ERTs will, after disabling the hair traps, fall
back and wait until I have lured Poodle-Boy into Tunnel A-33-C44 by taunting
him. Since I have not the needed experience to taunt Poodle-Boy, the undercover
gutter-dwelling scooter-trash is going to take care of this case, and will
follow in close to ERT 13 to meet me in the Minefield.
After this has been accomplished, the ERTshave GO
to free the hostiles, so that we can continue our daily taunting and bashing of
the Buffy/Riley let's all get along committee.
In the meantime, I will use the FWN prototype and
freeze Poodle-Boy. With some luck I'll even be able to paralize him, which
should allow us to capture Poodle-Boy. But in case that paralizing the subject
is unsuccessful, it is time for immediate retreat. We can still capture
Poodle-Boy at a later time, and as long as Sector 74 stays closed, we should be
able to track him down easily later.
If these modifications are ok with you ma'am, then
all we need is your ok, and operation MOON will start tomorrow at 1400
GMT.
Regards
Quin
Chief of Security of the Senior Executive Committee of List Gutter
Affairs
and Wet Noodle Master of the
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