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Humour: Open month insert ____



More humour from work, :-)

-Bill Gopher

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From: Jackson, Troy
Sent:	Wednesday, September 04, 2002 1:52 PM
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Subject:	Open month insert ____

"I invented the internet". - Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them
serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the
way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep
place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous
Manufacturer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida
State football coach

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears,
Pop Singer

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." -
Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle,
former French President

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."
- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed
to pay his taxes.

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like
by a student in East London

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
candlelight." - George Gobel

"Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is six-foot-one and 212 years old."
- Herb Score, Sportscaster

"I have a God-given talent. I got it from my dad." - Julian Wakefield,
Missouri basketball player

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." - Linda
Evangelista, Supermodel

"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what
time it is." - Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training
regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota.

"I'm a 4-wheel-drive pickup type of guy. So is my wife." - Mike Greenwell,
Baseball player











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