TO: All Interested Parties FROM: Director of Public Safety SUBJECT: Gutter Report Add-on Note
Please note that there is not a type on Item 5 of the November Gutter Report. While the ultra-religious and sexually repressed monks did steal the Lost Temple and Nudist Spa of Aphrodite of Demoana in the ‘sixth century’… they were more concerned about retribution from ‘second century’ Gutter and Woods Outback Dwellers. Yes it does sound rather… strange… even by our standards, I can only say that these are ultra-religious and sexually repressed monks we’re talking about and there is no telling how warped and demented their logic and rationalization skills are. I mean come on… these guys shave bald-spots in the back of their heads willingly for crying out loud.
Anyway that is my story and I’m sticking too it… the ‘second century’ line is due to demented undersexed monks and not due to me changing the year at the last moment to make the joke funnier and forgetting to change all the references to ‘second century’ to ‘sixth century’. Nope… none at all… it is all the crazy monks fault! And not the small furry fruit napping purring menace of a beast, who was composing the Gutter Report while feeling rather sleepy. Now that we got that settled I’m off to bed… my pillow is calling my name. :: grins wickedly with halo at an angle over a small devilish horn mischief shining clear in the sleepy little trouble-maker’s eyes ::
… … … you guys aren’t buying a word of this are you? :-D
WolfShadow -
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