Re: [buffywantswillow] Song Parody; La Slayer Loca

["Chasey" <l.vranckx@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

LOL
That was great!

Chasey
----- Original Message ----- 
From: Jim_D_Means@xxxxxxxxxxx 
To: buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxx 
Cc: buffywantswillow@xxxxxxxxxxx 
Sent: Friday, March 24, 2000 8:41 AM
Subject: [buffywantswillow] Song Parody; La Slayer Loca


From: Jim_D_Means@xxxxxxxxxxx 


First, allow your humble bard to apologize for the delay in the next chapter in my story, "The 
Dying of the Light". I recently had a problem with my computer(will someone tell me how 
you can crash an entire MS Works with one mouse click? I managed and I still don't know!) 
;-( Anyway, I was able to resuscitate my computer and salvage most of my files. Rest 
assured that I am working on my story, and hope to have the next chapter winging its way to 
your mailbox in a couple of days.

In the meantime, I thought that you'd get a kick out of a song parody I came up with. It has 
nothing to do really with Buffy and Willow, but I still like it. Have a laugh on me;
See ya,
Kirayoshi

Characters belong to Joss Whedon. Original song performed by Ricky Martin

"La Slayer Loca"

She's here from southern Boston,
To the town of Sunnydale,
I've got a premonition,
She's gonna do a 'Single White Female'.

She's into slaying monsters
Whenever she's in the mood,
She finds it makes her hungry,
For sex as well as food.

She'll make you fight Kakistos
And she'll always play the part,
She'll be a crazy slayer
And she'll tear your soul apart,
Like a stake inside your heart, C'mon!

Upside inside out,
Faith is La Slayer Loca,
She'll knock the vamps about,
She is La Slayer Loca.
Her creed is "Want, Take, Have"
And her heart is blacker than mocha,
She will wear you out,
Faith is La Slayer Loca,
Faith is La Slayer Loca,
Faith is La Slayer Loca!

She woke up, and Buffy found her,
After she killed the deputy mayor;
Buffy said, you killed somebody,
She replied, Hey, I don't care!

She'll work for Mayor Wilkins,
And he'll buy her French champaign.
She'll try to steal Angel's soul,
And she'll cause a lot of pain,
Like a bullet to the brain, C'mon!

She ain't nobody's friend,
She's Faith, La Slayer Loca,
She'll help the Mayor ascend,
Faith is La Slayer Loca.
Her creed is "Want. Take. Have"
and her heart is blacker than mocha,
She will tear you up,
Faith is La Slayer Loca,
Faith is La Slayer Loca,
Faith is La Slayer Loca!

She'll make you fight Kakistos
And she'll always play the part,
She'll be a crazy slayer
And she'll tear your soul apart,
Like a stake inside your heart, C'mon!

Upside inside out,
Faith is La Slayer Loca,
She'll knock the vamps about,
She is La Slayer Loca.
Her creed is "Want, Take, Have"
And her heart is blacker than mocha,
She will wear you out,
Faith is La Slayer Loca,
Faith is La Slayer Loca,
Faith is La Slayer Loca!

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Buffy: Do you remember the demon that almost got out the night I died?
Willow: Every nightmare I have that doesn't revolve around academic failure or public nudity 
is about that thing. In fact, once I dreamt that it attacked me while I was late for a test and 
naked.





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