LGA report on mobs after Shy and Cilia

["Bill LaBarbera" <asagiri@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

To: The Director of Public Safety and Chief of Security of the Senior 
Executive Committee of List Gutter Affairs and Wet Noodle Master of 
the Universe


Recently mobs from the LGA have been seen roaming around with
torches, 
pitchforks, tar and feathers. Chanting "Shyfox must pay!!, Cilia will 
suffer!! This cannot be allowed". While I can understand their being 
upset over recent events in the Two Worlds and Sappho's Spell 
universes we cannot have mobs running around tarring and feathering 
our writers before the stories have been completed. Otherwise how
will 
we get to the happy endings?? 

Quin, please help with crowd control in this as Shy is presently 
hiding out in my burrow. I live in a 2 bedroom burrow and it is now 
getting crowded down here. Since the bunny slayer is in the hospital 
and the Red fox is missing, we need you to calm things down so she
can 
go back to her home safely.

Sammy, no this does not mean you can hit on the Shy fox. Go back to 
listening to Owl Giles tell his tales of WW I , Snoopy and the Red 
Baron and drinking froggy Cola.

Shadow, an announcement proclaiming the need for calm would be of 
great assistance in settling the LG population down before they
decide 
since they can't get at the Shy fox they may attack the B/R LAGA to 
vent their frustrations. It's already to late for Poodle-Boy as he
was 
last seen covered in feathers and honey and being tied up.

If calm is not restored I will have no choice but to release the 
attack lawyers on the more radical members of the LGA. Something I do 
not wish to do.


Sincerely,

Bill
Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial Affairs
Happy Papa Pup
and Resident Gopher in the Sunnydale Forest Woods Outback