Re: [buffywantswillow] Smurf Infestation in the List Woods and the Amazon Forest

[Tracy Drake <wstepp@xxxxxxxxxx>]

To: Tater, Head of the United Vegetable Empire, Queen Gabrielle and
the Amazon War-Council and Shadow, Director of Public Safety for
SECoLGA.

CC: Bill, Vice-President of Monetary Embezzlement and Lawyerial
Affairs.

From: Tracy Drake, New resident of the Woods Out Back, and Proprietor
of the Red Dragon Ego Massage Pallor

Subject: Smurf infestation

I fear the Wet Nuclear Noodle may not be enough. If it is not, I
have the dreaded statue of the Maltese Purple Dragon. The Purple Dragon
may be the only thing that can defeat the smurfs, but only use as a LAST
RESORT. Velasca, and the Furies could not equal the menace of 'barney'
(shudder).
--
Tracy Drake (Daughter of Dragons)
tannim@xxxxxxxxxx

"Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours
forever"