RE: FF Tell me I was dreaming (6/?)

["Shadow" <Shadowlander1@xxxxxxx>]

Sweet.. but IRA ROSENBERG is a jerk! Slyfox I want to marry you. Really
you
are quit the romantic. you never fail to give me a happy. ..<See me
snoopy
dancing around the office.>

Carol -
I'm shocked and hurt... I thought I was going to be your future
"snugglebunny" - after all we've been through together. The countless
nights plotting the take over of the show - so we could FINALLY get the
kill Riley Finn episode filmed and aired - you know the one where Willow
beats huckleberry to death with a shovel then pounces on the Slayer and
shags her for several hours in the workout room of the magic-shop. But
now its all over - you have moved onto an Archangel who could give you a
more stable relationship - being sane and all.

It was the cantaloupe draining wasn't it? That is what drove you away
from me... I'm a vampire flying fox I got to eat my luv --- and tomatoes
are more fun to torture - they just scream "taunt me with ketchup
bottles, please?" {Really they do, ask Tater of you don't believe me.}

But I will be a "mature", "responsible" - even possibly "adult" about
this... the better bard has won your hand. Just take care of her Shy -
let her come out to play with the Little Comma from down the street from
time to time - the two have so much fun together you know. And I'll
have her back to before sunrise and all.

{This break from reality was brought to you by; "Oh gods, Shadow must be
bored out of her skull yet AGAIN!" and "Oh gods, what is Shadow going to
post next!" - we now return you to your regularly scheduled fanfics.}

Shadow -
Dir. of Pub. Safety of the SECLGA and Chief Dungeon Keeper.
Vampire Teddy Bear and Flying Fox {Fruit Bat} of the Woods Outback.
The Big Bad and Little Comma.









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