Virtuality
by Rainne
Virtuality II
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*AUTOHOST: //Hermione has entered the room.
Cheer2Live: practice was cancelled on account of rain
PurpleHayes: I didn't think it ever rained in Sunnydale... i'll hafta smoke a bowl in celebration
Hermione: is there anything you *don't* smoke a bowl for, Hayes?
PurpleHayes: .....*thinks*
Cheer2Live: Hey Herm!
PurpleHayes: ...*still thinking*
*AUTOHOST: //ToniToniToni has entered the room
Hermione: Hey Cheer, Hey Toni
ToniToniToni: Hey, girl. How goes with the roomie?
Hermione: terrible
PurpleHayes: Okay, I won't smoke a bowl for THAT. What gives?
Hermione: *sigh* we had a fight tonight
Cheer2Live: Is that all? God, my gf and I fight ALL the TIME
Hermione: This was pretty bad
ToniToniToni: Well, tell us about it. we can fix this.
*AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has entered the room.
*AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has left the room.
Hermione: see?
Cheer2Live: chill... I'm messaging her... I'll calm her down. You get to talking.
Hermione: my ex-boyfriend is in town
ToniToniToni: oh, shit
PurpleHayes: you want i should kick his ass for ya?
Hermione: no... he's a decent sort of guy... but she's fuious with him because he left me without warning after cheating on me.
Hermione: furious*
Cheer2Live: what a bastard!
ToniToniToni: that's it. What's his name? i need a new dick to add to my collection.
PurpleHayes: I am /so/ gonna kick his ass now.
Hermione: GUYS! I need HELP not VIOLENCE
ToniToniToni: sorry
PurpleHayes: Helping now
Cheer2Live: *grumble*
Hermione: he came looking for me... he's got his... uh... problems worked out and he wants to get back together.
PurpleHayes: dumb too
ToniToniToni: I hope you told him to kiss your dyke ass
Hermione: well, i.. uh... see... thats the thing
Cheer2Live: did you sleep with him?
Hermione: NO
Hermione: oh, god, no
Hermione: i would never do that to buffy
Cheer2Live: she thinks you did
ToniToniToni: how do you know?
Cheer2Live: got her on pvt msg
Cheer2Live: why would she think u slept with him
Hermione: she... she went to her mom's for the weekend... and he came while she was gone... and we sat up all night talking and fell asleep on my bed.
Hermione: and when she came in the next morning, he was on my bed watching tv while i was in the shower
ToniToniToni: circumstantial but damning
Hermione: and I hadnt quite got around to telling him about us being together, yet
Cheer2Live: WHAT?
PurpleHayes: you hadnt?????
ToniToniToni: Why the fuck not?!
Hermione: we were talking about lots of things! I couldn't figure out how to bring it up.
ToniToniToni: *falls the fuck out* that should have been the FIRST thing you told him
Hermione: I know! I know!
Cheer2Live: she thinks ur playing with her
Hermione: but I'm not!
ToniToniToni: she has no way of knowing that... esp if u used to love this dude... u know?
Hermione: What do I do?
Cheer2Live: I'm thinkin.
PurpleHayes: I would suggest begging. *packs a bowl*
ToniToniToni: Hey Hayes, what's ur major, anyway?
PurpleHayes: Horticulture.
ToniToniToni: ROFL
Hermione: i cant lose her
Hermione: she's my life
ToniToniToni: jeez, herm, attached much? This hasn't been going on that long.
Hermione: longer than you think
PurpleHayes: How long?
Hermione: since tenth grade
Cheer2Live: yowza
Hermione: long time. I know.
Cheer2Live: no, not you. Her.
Hermione: ?
ToniToniToni: what's she say?
Cheer2Live: hang on... i'll paste.
Cheer2Live: IceQueen81: she's killing me. she's killing me. I would die for her. She knows that. hell, i DID die for her once. But she's rippin my heart out
Cheer2Live: Cheer2Live: how?
Cheer2Live: IceQueen81: oz. I thought he would never come back but now he is back and she is gonna pick him over me without even giving me a chance to prove myself.
Hermione: but I'm NOT!
Cheer2Live: she doesn't know that.
Hermione: how can I tell her if she doesn't talk to me?
PurpleHayes: once again, I suggest begging. And awesome make-up sex.
Hermione: *goes completely and noisily mad*
ToniToniToni: Herm, get ahold of yourself! You've got to make her believe you only want her
Hermione: HOWWWWWWWWW????????????
Cheer2Live: start by losing the werewolf.
Hermione: ?
Cheer2Live: the werewolf. Oz. Lose him.
Hermione: how did you...?
Cheer2Live: Veruca was my second cousin.
Hermione: oh.
Cheer2Live: it's no big. She was a bitch. But u gotta lose the boy. Like now.
ToniToniToni: your relationship is so new that she is still insecure of her place in your heart.
Cheer2Live: you're gonna have to prove you want her and only her.
PurpleHayes: if the stoner may make a suggestion?
Hermione: yes?
PurpleHayes: Cheer... where is Ice?
Cheer2Live: asking...
Cheer2Live: IceQueen81: complab in Barrington Hall. I didn't want to use the one @ Stevenson in case willow came in there looking for me.
PurpleHayes: All right, Herm, pay attention.
Hermione: *all ears... er, eyes... er, whatever*
PurpleHayes: Get off the computer. Go to barrington. Go in the lab. Find your woman. Grab her, drag her away from the computer. Take her out the
PurpleHayes: back set of doors down the hall to your right. Take her in the women's bathroom and lock yourselves in, and proceed to
PurpleHayes: fuck the living daylights out of her. Mark her up - just leave a big ol nasty hickey on the side of her neck. Then tell her she's yours
PurpleHayes: and she needs to knock off the bullshit cos u don't give up what's urs.
Hermione: I like it. It'll work. Cheer, keep her talking.
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