Virtuality
by Rainne
Virtuality III
[reviews]
V3 and subsequent chapters by The Dead Parrot Society.
Cast:
IceQueen81: Serenity
Hermione: Kirayoshi
UCSDWicca: Big Poppa Evil
ToniToniToni: Rainne
LeezMonster: Mistress Aby
PurpleHayes: Electronis Zappa
Cheer2Live: Wicked Faith
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*AUTOHOST: //Cheer2Live has entered the room
LeeMonster: Hey Kiddies!
PurpleHayes: Hey Lee
Cheer2Live: Hey hey Lee
LeeMonster: So, what's the what?
ToniToniToni: Not much
Cheer2Live: Nothing much... Game tonight got cancelled?
PurpleHayes: game?
LeeMonster: Bummer :-(
ToniToniToni: game?
Cheer2Live: Football, oh my god
ToniToniToni: Football?
ToniToniToni: Oh, right, we have a team
Cheer2Live: Shut up *shoves Toni*
ToniToniToni: *shoves back*
Cheer2Live: Watch it... I like that
LeeMonster: Well, at least you didn't get yer ass kicked seven ways from Sunday *aches all over*
PurpleHayes: good to know
ToniToniToni: Lee who kicked ur as?
Cheer2Live: What did I miss, Lee?
ToniToniToni: ass*
ToniToniToni: {--will sic the Mafia on 'em
Cheer2Live: I'll cheer for Toni
Cheer2Live: *smiles*
ToniToniToni: will u wear that lil bitty short skirt?
Cheer2Live: Don't I always?
ToniToniToni: will u forget to wear underwear? *leers*
Cheer2Live: *smacks Toni* If my girl sees you do that! lol
ToniToniToni: hehe
Cheer2Live: Damn, it;s bad enough I have the guys looking!
LeeMonster: Ack! Sorry! Just got a phone call..
Cheer2Live: Lol, it's ok
ToniToniToni: 'sok Lee go get it
LeeMonster: Yeah, my Master was at the DoJo tonight, and well...
Cheer2Live: What what now?
ToniToniToni: ahhh Danielsan! wax on wax off! *thwap*
Cheer2Live: ROFL
LeeMonster: *Kicks Toni's ass*
Cheer2Live: hayes? you tokin again?
PurpleHayes: you're not going to make me watch that now are you?
ToniToniToni: Danielsan! I said wax the car! Dammit! *thwap*
Cheer2Live: lol
ToniToniToni: Hayes is ALWAYS tokin
LeeMonster: Hardeharharhar...
LeeMonster: Anyone wanna rub me?
Cheer2Live: *jumps up* I do
ToniToniToni: which part Lee?
LeeMonster: Damn Cheer, your girl not playin' with ya these days?
Cheer2Live: She's never here! I haven's gotten any for 2 weeks!
ToniToniToni: 2 WEEKS Cheer?
ToniToniToni: holy shit
Cheer2Live: Yeah 2 damn weeks
Cheer2Live: *grumbles*
LeeMonster: *bends over and rubs her calves, giving Toni a good look at her ass*
ToniToniToni: i'd have sprained my wrist by now
ToniToniToni: *pinches Lee's ass*
Cheer2Live: Believe me, it's hard to write
ToniToniToni: Lucky you dont have to much LOL
PurpleHayes: I'll give ya what ya need cheer
ToniToniToni: {-has terrible lag
Cheer2Live: You've never gone for it Toni
ToniToniToni: prolly cuz ur watchdog standin over me w/ a taser
ToniToniToni: i'm scared she'll prod me in the clit & I'll lose all feeling in my netherparts
LeeMonster: Holy Crap, Toni! You channelling Poppy Z Brite??
Cheer2Live: *sighs* Yeah, but she's really sweet
ToniToniToni: poppy z whothefuck?
Cheer2Live: She writes vampire novels *thwaps Toni*
ToniToniToni: oh
Cheer2Live: Don't you read?
LeeMonster: Shit, I thought you were an English major?
ToniToniToni: i dont read that shit
PurpleHayes: read?
ToniToniToni: *snik*
Cheer2Live: Yeah I know.. strictly playboy for this gal
ToniToniToni: Hayes uses books to dry leaves in
LeeMonster: Yeah, Hayes it's something you do when you can actually keeps your eyes open
Cheer2Live: I've seen her collection!
ToniToniToni: i dig playboy
PurpleHayes: I can vouch for that
ToniToniToni: but i only look at the pictures... i never read the articles
Cheer2Live: *slaps Hayes a high-five* so can I
LeeMonster: What, too many big words for ya, Toni?
Cheer2Live: But they're such intelligent articles
ToniToniToni: no but i cant see the words around the tits and ass
LeeMonster: You know. I gotta get rid of this fucking cell phone *glares at offending artical*
ToniToniToni: {--loves the cell phone
Cheer2Live: What happened?
Cheer2Live: Live by my cell...
ToniToniToni: if they dont know my home phone they can't track me down. LOL
LeeMonster: My mom keeps calling...I'm supposed to be going home for some kind of party thing for my little sis.
ToniToniToni: birthday?
Cheer2Live: Uck... my parents live in NY
LeeMonster: Nah...coming out.
Cheer2Live: You kiddin me?
LeeMonster: I think my mom is terrified the same thing'll happen at hers as did at mine *wicked grin*
ToniToniToni: ROFLMAO
Cheer2Live: LMAO
Cheer2Live: {-- is shamefully still in the closet @ home
ToniToniToni: hah! Not me
ToniToniToni: My grandpa calls me Sappho now {g}
Cheer2Live: Yeah well, you fuck any girl who doesn't move fast enough
LeeMonster: Yeah, it's some kind of Chinese tradition. You know, maybe I should look into my culture a bit more...
ToniToniToni: it would probably please your parents
PurpleHayes: Oh my folks know, we just don't talk about it
ToniToniToni: hey you could drink sake & vodka and get twice as shitfaced
Cheer2Live: Mine would flip
LeeMonster: I mean, how was I supposed to know when they said coming out, they didn;t mean tell all my family, friends and neighbours that I was banging the head of the Chess club *grins*
PurpleHayes: never could get into sake
Cheer2Live: OMFG Lee
ToniToniToni: she came out all right... as a NERD
Cheer2Live: *grins*
PurpleHayes: nerds can suprise you
Cheer2Live: Speaking of nerds.. anyone seen Herm or Ice in awhile?
ToniToniToni: I saw Ice the other day but it was IRL and didn't have a chance to talk to her
PurpleHayes: I've yet to see her
ToniToniToni: she was having convo with some old lookin dude with an English accent
PurpleHayes: Ice that is
Cheer2Live: Eew
ToniToniToni: yeah... i'm guessing he was her advisor or something
Cheer2Live: I've yet to see her but I've heard she's hella hot
ToniToniToni: she is
ToniToniToni: i saw her that one day when we were both in the same computer lab
ToniToniToni: She's blonde & slender and I swear I would bang her if i had the chance
Cheer2Live: I like blondes
ToniToniToni: but she's got that soulful look that tells you she's the type to be in love on the morning after
ToniToniToni: which i as you know avoid like the bubonic plague
LeeMonster: Who's blonde and soulful?? *confoozed face*
Cheer2Live: IceQueen
Cheer2Live: Well the way she fell for Herm all in one day like that
LeeMonster: Aaaaah, I see.
ToniToniToni: dude, herm said they been buds for like years
Cheer2Live: Yeah, like me and my right hand?
LeeMonster: Yeah, I think they were both firmly in the closet...just took them a while to realise it was the same one!! ;-)
ToniToniToni: lol
Cheer2Live: lmao
ToniToniToni: i had sex in a closet once
Cheer2Live: Cramped much?
ToniToniToni: just thought i'd share that
LeeMonster: Toni, is there anywhere you've NOT had sex?
PurpleHayes: not really
ToniToniToni: it was a walk-in
ToniToniToni: umm *thinks*
ToniToniToni: oh! yes! on top of the pinball machine in the student center
Cheer2Live: Geez... am I the only one who sticks to a nice soft bed?
LeeMonster: Geez, Hayes, you're stil with us? Thought you'd hit Nirvana *giggles*
ToniToniToni: the pool table, however, is a different matter
Cheer2Live: No, that was Hayes, Toni {eg}
PurpleHayes: Nirvana! I should put some tunes on
ToniToniToni: mmmmmmMusic
Cheer2Live: Oh god
Cheer2Live: *pouts* I miss my girl
Cheer2Live: I wish SHE would call me
ToniToniToni: Hayes had sex in the bathroom outside the barrington hall computer lab
LeeMonster: Awwwww, poor Cheer *hugs*
LeeMonster: Who with?
Cheer2Live: So did Ice and Herm
ToniToniToni: yeah i know :-)
Cheer2Live: Thanks, Lee
ToniToniToni: I duno, shes never said
Cheer2Live: hayes??
ToniToniToni: it might've been a guy
PurpleHayes: ack
PurpleHayes: no
LeeMonster: Well, from the rumours I've heard lately, there's not many places they HAVEN'T done it *grins*
ToniToniToni: the way she keeps it all secret
ToniToniToni: ROFL Lee
Cheer2Live: LMAO
ToniToniToni: i hear they got the kink. I was talking to a girl who knows their next door neighbor in stevenson
ToniToniToni: she said there's all KIND of crazy noise from that room
Cheer2Live: I'm glad I'm in Barrington
LeeMonster: I can believe it, Toni. It's those quiet ones ya gotta watch
Cheer2Live: Don't I know it!
Cheer2Live: My girls's way shy
ToniToniToni: {--neither shy nor vanilla
PurpleHayes: I'll brb
Cheer2Live: kk Hayes
LeeMonster: Man, I'm starved...
Cheer2Live: Lee, you got the munchies from Hayes?
ToniToniToni: *snick*
LeeMonster: First of all I had to take my kiddie class and then Master Wang kicked my ass, so I've kinda worked up an appatite.
Cheer2Live: We still love you, Toni
Cheer2Live: Hungry and horny, Lee?
LeeMonster: ALWAYS!!! *big grin*
Cheer2Live: OMG
ToniToniToni: *rofl*
PurpleHayes: what'd I miss?
Cheer2Live: You're here??
Cheer2Live: Nothing much
LeeMonster: Yeah, and non-fat yoghurt just DOESN'T cut it *shakes head and throws carton in the trash*
Cheer2Live: It's all I have in my fridge, Lee
*AUTOHOST: //IceQueen81 has entered the room.
Cheer2Live: Ice!
ToniToniToni: god, pot really DOES kill ur short term memory
ToniToniToni: Hey Ice
LeeMonster: Ice! 'Sup?
PurpleHayes: where you at anyway?
IceQueen81: Hey guys
Cheer2Live: *waves* Welcome to the party
PurpleHayes: hey Ice
ToniToniToni: Ice, how's the roomie?
IceQueen81: She's good...Things are going well
Cheer2Live: Are they? I'm glad
IceQueen81: {----Is eating ice cream
LeeMonster: Think you could handle me Toni? *raises an eyebrow*
ToniToniToni: um... yeah.
LeeMonster: Oh be still my heart! *flutters her eyelashes at Toni*
ToniToniToni: hey, i had a girl that used to freakin bite my neck okay?
ToniToniToni: guess she thought she was a vampire or somethin
IceQueen81: Looks like I interrupted something
Cheer2Live: *grins*
Cheer2Live: Not at all, Ice
IceQueen81: Hehehe
Cheer2Live: You had any vampires?
ToniToniToni: she was fuckin hot though
IceQueen81: **winks**
Cheer2Live: The one who wore all the leather, Toni?
ToniToniToni: Darla. Man. ain't seen her in a couple years, but... whew...
LeeMonster: Right now I wouldn't care if she bit my fucking nipple off, I just need to get laid!!! *whimpers*
Cheer2Live: So do I, but my girl would throw me across a room
IceQueen81: BrB...washroom
Cheer2Live: She's so proper
LeeMonster: Oh man, she's so plolite! Washroom!! *doubles over laughing*
ToniToniToni: LOL
ToniToniToni: washroom... the little princess over here
LeeMonster: *polite
ToniToniToni: {english accent} pahdon meee i must goooo to the looo
LeeMonster: lol@Toni
PurpleHayes: mmmmmmm I love english accents
Cheer2Live: They're nice
LeeMonster: Hey, I heard she hangs around with an English dude, maybe he's rubbing off on her?
ToniToniToni: Lee u heard that from me ya freak
LeeMonster: Oh, right
LeeMonster: I'm gonna order pizza, anyone want me to send some their way?
ToniToniToni: i need a mocha... or a Frosty... or something... chocolate....
Cheer2Live: Hell yeah!
ToniToniToni: nah thanks Lee
Cheer2Live: Pizza
ToniToniToni: i'm good... i had chicken wings in the Commons building earlier.
ToniToniToni: oooh u guys HAVE to see my new tattoos...
ToniToniToni: i got hot bitches on my legs now
LeeMonster: Toni, I can't believe you eat that shit!
Cheer2Live: More, Toni?
ToniToniToni: i love chicken wings
Cheer2Live: eew
PurpleHayes: me too
PurpleHayes: the hotter the better
Cheer2Live: Lee, I think I found my new best friend
ToniToniToni: ooh but u know what's REALLY good??? At Hooters you get buffalo style shrimp
Cheer2Live: *runs to Lee's dorm*
ToniToniToni: they are SO good
PurpleHayes: that's it, we're going to Hooters
Cheer2Live: Count me out
ToniToniToni: plus, hot chicks with nice asses in daisy dukes... and Tig Ole Bitties
LeeMonster: Awww, man don't talk about hooters, it just gets me all horny again!
Cheer2Live: lol Toni
Cheer2Live: I get to look at em every day at practice
ToniToniToni: lol
ToniToniToni: do your teammates ever forget to wear underwear?
Cheer2Live: half our girls work at Hooters, remember?
Cheer2Live: All the time...
PurpleHayes: nice
ToniToniToni: cuz maybe i'l be a cheerleader too
Cheer2Live: Damn brothel in there
ToniToniToni: hooters? I thought they worked down at the Butt Naked Lounge
LeeMonster: Yeah, what they got on under their spankies, Cheer?
Cheer2Live: You can't even cheer
ToniToniToni: i can too
ToniToniToni: Gimme a Q
ToniToniToni: gimme another Q
ToniToniToni: gimme another Q
ToniToniToni: gimme another Q
Cheer2Live: Bite me, Toni
ToniToniToni: whats that spell? Four Q
Cheer2Live: *glares*
Cheer2Live: What the hell is Ice doin in there?
Cheer2Live: You think Hermie's home?
LeeMonster: Where's Herm? Not like ICe to be around and not her?
PurpleHayes: must be
ToniToniToni: wicca group - i remember
Cheer2Live: wicca group?
PurpleHayes: I tried that once
Cheer2Live: I wonder if hse knows my girl... She says she goes all the time
ToniToniToni: yeah?
ToniToniToni: hayes are they all tree huggin morons or what
PurpleHayes: pretty much
LeeMonster: Hey, Cheer...think your girls getting it on with one of the other Wannablessedbe's?
Cheer2Live: *shudders* I hope not, Lee
ToniToniToni: these days every girl w/ a henna tattoo & a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the Dark Ones
LeeMonster: Fuck henna, if you're gonna get a tatt, might as well do it right...
Cheer2Live: I can't have tatts
ToniToniToni: {---has many tatts
LeeMonster: Awwwww, man, now I know I'm in trouble...
Cheer2Live: Why, Lee?
ToniToniToni: ???
LeeMonster: Cause I just went from Tasia to Anistasia...my mom is on the line again *rolls her eyes*
Cheer2Live: Holy shit
ToniToniToni: is she cursing you in Russian yet?
ToniToniToni: i always know i'm in the shit when my mom starts swearing in Greek
LeeMonster: Not yet, but it's coming!
ToniToniToni: what've you done?
Cheer2Live: *hides from Lee's mom*
ToniToniToni: oh i didnt tell u... my grandma wanted to know when I was gonna find a nice girl & settle down & get a sperm donor & give her great grandchildren
LeeMonster: I was supposed to make arrangements for Natalia's gift to be ready for the party...
ToniToniToni: all this in Greek, mind you, cuz my grandma speaks about three words of English and they're all swears
ToniToniToni: uh oh... what gift?
LeeMonster: You know that magick shop downtown?
ToniToniToni: yeah
LeeMonster: Well, they had this really cool pendant that she had been looking at for a while online...
LeeMonster: So, I go down there to get it today and it's gone!
LeeMonster: So, now I'm on the search for one the same!
ToniToniToni: lee, did u ask em if they had another or could get one?
LeeMonster: It's supposed to be some kind of protection thingy...Tali's into that kind of thing.
LeeMonster: Yeah, they said they'd try but they don't know if it'll be here in time.
ToniToniToni: oh you ARE in the shit
LeeMonster: Yup, right up to my cute and slender neck...
LeeMonster: brb, pizza guys here!
ToniToniToni: ok by show of hands how many people in are into witchcraft & stuff???
ToniToniToni: {---
PurpleHayes: {--- why not
Cheer2Live: Back
Cheer2Live: *scrolls up to see what she missed*
PurpleHayes: damn you
LeeMonster: Mmmmmmmmmmm, nummy stuffed crust....
Cheer2Live: *steals slice from Lee*
Cheer2Live: geez, Hayes.. any of us you're NOT after?
ToniToniToni: Where the fuck did Ice go?
PurpleHayes: well considering I don't currently have a girlfriend
Cheer2Live: I do... but she's absent from class all the time
LeeMonster: Guys, I gotta ask your opinion on something?
Cheer2Live: What's that, Lee?
LeeMonster: Well, I watched this wicked ass porn movie a couple of nights ago, and well one of the girls had her tongue pierced. And it looked like it was driving the other girl wild...
LeeMonster: So, I was thinking of ggetting it done myself.
Cheer2Live: *grins* I have mine pierced
ToniToniToni: i do too. it hurt like a bitch but it was worth it
PurpleHayes: {--- never could
Cheer2Live: It's just a clear stud so I don't get in trouble *winks*
Cheer2Live: Hell yeah it was
Cheer2Live: *grins*
Cheer2Live: We are so bad
ToniToniToni: {--evil
Cheer2Live: Am I the only one with a gf?
PurpleHayes: I'm not evil, I'm just good looking
ToniToniToni: umm
ToniToniToni: wel ice has herm
Cheer2Live: Oh... and I have a cheating witch?
ToniToniToni: you don;t know she's cheating. Though you do know she's a witch.
Cheer2Live: True. Just gut instinct?
PurpleHayes: she could be at that meeting with Herm
ToniToniToni: "How do you know she's a witch?"
ToniToniToni: "She turned me into a newt!"
PurpleHayes: a newt?
ToniToniToni: "It got better."
ToniToniToni: ok Ice is either totally getting laid, or else she fell in
Cheer2Live: Anyone want to go check on her?
LeeMonster: I know I always complain about not having a girl, but I think I'd even try taking the hearbreak shit, just to have one *bottom lip quivers*
Cheer2Live: Aww... *hugs Lee*
Cheer2Live: We could bond if she is
LeeMonster: Yeah, we could play Cheerleaders and not wear ANY spankies at all *winks and grins*
ToniToniToni: woooooooo
Cheer2Live: Hmm... nice
ToniToniToni: *grabs the video camera*
Cheer2Live: You wish, Toni
ToniToniToni: {g}
PurpleHayes: it's mine anyway
PurpleHayes: always taking my stuff
ToniToniToni: BORROWING
PurpleHayes: DETAILS
ToniToniToni: I always give it back
Cheer2Live: Damn, the tension
ToniToniToni: look, hayes, if i give you a piece, will u shut up about me borrowing your shit?
Cheer2Live: *blinks*
Cheer2Live: Did you just offer her some, Toni?
PurpleHayes: probably
PurpleHayes: only one way to find out
ToniToniToni: not good enuf... i want a definite answer
ToniToniToni: you aint gettin NOTHIN on a generality
PurpleHayes: ok fine, yes, yes I would
LeeMonster: No way! If you guys are gonna go fuck, I'm goona go jump of the campus clock tower!
ToniToniToni: well not right this minute Lee, jesus
Cheer2Live: *holds Lee back* Don't do that!! You're my new bestest buddy!
ToniToniToni: there's gotta be SOME foreplay
LeeMonster: Awwwwww, Cheer *blushes*
IceQueen81: Sorry...I got called away by my mom
PurpleHayes: so you're at Home?
IceQueen81: For the weekend
IceQueen81: She wants me to watch a movie with her
ToniToniToni: Mom/Movie night
ToniToniToni: scary
PurpleHayes: your mom know about you and Herm?
IceQueen81: She wants quality Mother/Daughter bonding
IceQueen81: Has Willow been on?
ToniToniToni: hah. my mother and me bonding involves her NOT cursing me out in Greek
Cheer2Live: Haven't seen her.. wicca group tonight
ToniToniToni: no, havent seen her
IceQueen81: =(
IceQueen81: My mom is probably gonna call me away again...I should have stayed at the dorm this weekend
LeeMonster: Well, dudes, I gotta call it a night. I have a written exam at the DoJo tomorrow, and I still gotta take a bath before I settle down to study.
ToniToniToni: you have to take written exams in karate?
ToniToniToni: what do you do, draw pictures of kicking the shit out of each other?
PurpleHayes: night Lee
LeeMonster: It's not Karate, it's Tae Kwon Do...and yes, cause I'm a teacher and shit.
ToniToniToni: night, Lee!
Cheer2Live: we love you... Boldness
LeeMonster: I'm out guys! Se y'all alter!
ToniToniToni: good luck
Cheer2Live: Night Lee
IceQueen81: Mom's calling...I'm gonna try and get out of it this time **Hugs back**
IceQueen81: Bye Leez
IceQueen81: Hang on all
Cheer2Live: *watches Bring it on*
ToniToniToni: i love that movie
Cheer2Live: Yar for me
PurpleHayes: oh hell ya
ToniToniToni: i like that dark haired girl
Cheer2Live: Me too, duh
ToniToniToni: with the funny name
ToniToniToni: she's fuckin HOT
PurpleHayes: love her in the bikini
Cheer2Live: She's a hottie, But I'm all about Torrence
PurpleHayes: that Kirsten Dunst chick?
Cheer2Live: Yeah
Cheer2Live: So, Hayes... you bored?
ToniToniToni: hayes makes her own fun
ToniToniToni: *eyeballs bong in hayes's hand*
Cheer2Live: Where the hell did Ice go now?
PurpleHayes: sorry, "making my own fun"
Cheer2Live: *jumps on Toni's lap*
ToniToniToni: lol hayes, were u smokin or were u makin friends with rosie palm?
ToniToniToni: *blink*
Cheer2Live: When did Herm say wicca group was over?
PurpleHayes: guess
ToniToniToni: *has cheerleader in lap*
Cheer2Live: both at the same time?
Cheer2Live: *grins* and you like it
ToniToniToni: *slides hand up short skirt*
PurpleHayes: you know me to well
Cheer2Live: hey! hands!
Cheer2Live: yes I do, Hayes
PurpleHayes: on that note, I should run to the vending machine SOMEONE ate all my chips again
Cheer2Live: *jumps off*
PurpleHayes: I'll brb
Cheer2Live: OK, Hayes
Cheer2Live: Wait!! You're leaving me alone with Toni??
*AUTOHOST: //Hermione has entered the room.
Cheer2Live: Herm!!!!!!
ToniToniToni: Hey Herm
ToniToniToni: we been wonderin where you were
Cheer2Live: *hugs Herm*
Hermione: Hey gang
Cheer2Live: You out of wicca group?
Hermione: Yeah... So, what I miss?
ToniToniToni: *puts hand back under cheer's skirt*
Cheer2Live: Herm... do you know that cute shy blonde in your wicca group?
Hermione: Big boobs, stutters, sweet smile?
Cheer2Live: *grins at Toni* You need to stop that...
Cheer2Live: Yeah that one
Cheer2Live: lol Toni
Hermione: Why do you ask? Sweet on her?
ToniToniToni: whyfor, cheer? if u like it... *moves fingers slightly*
Cheer2Live: Is she seeing anyone?
Hermione: Don't think so.
Hermione: She's kinda shy.
Cheer2Live: *jumps* I'm the one you can't have... Remember, Toni?
ToniToniToni: oh lol i 4got
Hermione: I guess she's new in town.
Cheer2Live: *sighs*
Cheer2Live: She does have a girl, Herm
Hermione: Hey, any sign of IceQueen?
Cheer2Live: She's here
ToniToniToni: She's in and out, Herm
Hermione: She told me she was at her mom's
ToniToniToni: says her mom wants her to bond
ToniToniToni: Cheer, who has a girl?
ToniToniToni: that blond chick?
Hermione: Yeah, bond...
Cheer2Live: Tara in Herm's wicca group
Cheer2Live: Yeah, that blonde
Hermione: *grumble*
ToniToniToni: bondage! there's something i havent done in awhile
Cheer2Live: What, Herm??
Hermione: Had a fight with a friend.
ToniToniToni: Herm, what about?
Hermione: He found out about me and Buffy
Hermione: He used to have a thing for her, back in the day.
PurpleHayes: that sucks
ToniToniToni: oh fucking classic
Cheer2Live: Yeah
Cheer2Live: I'm dating her...
Cheer2Live: *sighs*
Hermione: The thing is that he was my best friend since forever!
ToniToniToni: he'll come around
Hermione: I don't know how he found out about me and Buffy.
ToniToniToni: he probably looked at you
Cheer2Live: Perhaps it's cause you two can't shut up?
ToniToniToni: new love is fairly obvious
Cheer2Live: True, Toni
Hermione: ::blushes bright red::
Cheer2Live: lol
Hermione: Do you girls mind?
Cheer2Live: Mind what?
ToniToniToni: mind what Herm??
Hermione: Buffy's not here, and I don't have an outlet!
ToniToniToni: oh
PurpleHayes: go for it
ToniToniToni: sure lay it on us
Cheer2Live: I'm here
ToniToniToni: or just lay on us LOL
Hermione: Man, do you girls ever get enough?
Hermione: Or is that a loaded question?
ToniToniToni: nope ;-) but we'll be serious
PurpleHayes: give me a second
Cheer2Live: *always serious*
ToniToniToni: hayes has to pack a bowl LOL
PurpleHayes: ok, go for it
PurpleHayes: and HEY
ToniToniToni: hey what? 's true
PurpleHayes: so what's up Herm?
Hermione: Well, besides missing Buffy and being mad at Xander, not too much
PurpleHayes: thought you wanted to unload
Hermione: Not much else to unload, really
ToniToniToni: tell us what happened
Hermione: Lots of shouting, mainly.
Cheer2Live: He that pissed at you, Herm?
Hermione: No, I shouted at him.
PurpleHayes: ouch
Hermione: I told him that he couldn't accept me and Buffy as girlfriends
ToniToniToni: wow, what did he say to piss you off that bad
Hermione: I don't know, really,
Cheer2Live: I've never heard of you screaming (ex. with Buffy that is)
PurpleHayes: You're normally so cheery and perky
Hermione: More a shout than a scream.
Hermione: I'm in the middle of something big right now, tensions are high.
ToniToniToni: is he that closed minded?
Cheer2Live: What's that, Mione?
Cheer2Live: *lays her head on Toni's shoulder* I am so tired
ToniToniToni: *pets Cheer's head* so herm, what's going on
Hermione: Uh, nothing I can really get into with you guys
Hermione: It's just too weird.
ToniToniToni: aw c'mon
ToniToniToni: if you can't tell us, who can you tell?
Cheer2Live: My cousin's a warewolf
ToniToniToni: we know, Cheer
Cheer2Live: Nothing's too weird for me
PurpleHayes: I smoke pot with my dad
ToniToniToni: and hey! Witch here.
ToniToniToni: so what's up, Herm?
Hermione: How about Frankenstein monsters and commandoes on campus?
Cheer2Live: HOLY SHIT!!! Btw, Herm's a hottie, now that I know who she is
Hermione: Weird enough for you?
Cheer2Live: *grins*
PurpleHayes: Frankenstein was the scientist
ToniToniToni: i saw the commando guys one time... i thought it was a frat prank until i realized the guns were real
Cheer2Live: I'm always in my dorm... Never seen anyone
PurpleHayes: the monster didn't really have a name I remember
ToniToniToni: it was Frankenstein's monster
Hermione: Trust me, we're talking real X-Files stuff
Cheer2Live: I know, Herm... We're on a hell whatchamacallit?
Hermione: Hellmouth, yeah
ToniToniToni: i dig the cloak and dagger
Cheer2Live: Oh, that's it
Hermione: I dunno if I should be telling you anymore.
ToniToniToni: oh come on
ToniToniToni: if it's hellmouthy maybe some of us could help
ToniToniToni: i'm a witch, so is cheer's girlfriend
Hermione: Yeah, I know Cheer's girl
Hermione: She's in my Wicca group.
ToniToniToni: wicca group = mostly morons
PurpleHayes: hence why I only went once
ToniToniToni: especially the lemon bundt cake girl. what the hell's her name? she's an idiot.
Hermione: Tell me about it!
ToniToniToni: and the cake is NOT that good. I've had it.
Cheer2Live: *really misses her girl now*
ToniToniToni: ok, so, hellmouth. Spill.
Hermione: brb, I'm gonna try and flag down Buffy
Cheer2Live: *wants to know more about this hellmouth thingy*
PurpleHayes: me too
ToniToniToni: Cheer... it's a place where the barier between earth and hell is thin
PurpleHayes: New Jersey?
Cheer2Live: lol
Hermione: I wish!
ToniToniToni: LOL
ToniToniToni: no, lucky for us, the hellmouth is currently located in Sunnydale, C.A.
Hermione: There's a lot of bad stuff that comes out of there.
Cheer2Live: Like Toni?
Hermione: And Buffy and I, we kinda get caught in the middle of it.
Cheer2Live: Why is that?
ToniToniToni: really? How do you manage that, Herm?
ToniToniToni: Most people stay away from that shit
Hermione: Buffy's gonna kill me for telling you guys this,
Hermione: But what the hey, I trust you guys.
ToniToniToni: Bring it, Herm...
Hermione: Buffy's a Slayer.
Hermione: As in Vampire Slayer
ToniToniToni: !
ToniToniToni: BUFFY'S THE SLAYER?!
PurpleHayes: wait, vampires?
Hermione: Yep, vampires.
ToniToniToni: i thought the Slayer was a myth!!
PurpleHayes: explains a lot
Cheer2Live: I had this friend who wouldn't shut up about the slayer
Cheer2Live: She lives in LA
PurpleHayes: you know Toni, I don't think I've ever seen you in daylight
Hermione: Toni?
Hermione: omigod...
Cheer2Live: lol
ToniToniToni: bullshit hayes
ToniToniToni: dont even start
PurpleHayes: oh come on
Hermione: Toni, you're not...
PurpleHayes: can't a girl have some fun
PurpleHayes: I've seen her in daylight many many times
ToniToniToni: you've seen me naked in the daylight
PurpleHayes: {---loved every minute of it
Hermione: Anyway, I think a vamp named Spike went and spilled the beans about me and Buffy the other night.
ToniToniToni: wow. buffy's really the slayer???
Hermione: Anyway, the commando boys went and put a chip in his head
Hermione: So he can't hurt anyone.
Cheer2Live: but he's a vampire!
PurpleHayes: it's not like he has a soul or anything
Hermione: They're trying to turn vamps into an army or something like that.
ToniToniToni: what good is an army that cant hurt anyone?
Cheer2Live: I've heard about vampires with souls
PurpleHayes: ask the Swiss
ToniToniToni: i have too
ToniToniToni: but i dont think there are any really
Hermione: I think they're trying to reprogram the vamps to obey their orders or something.
ToniToniToni: the swiss? hayes, have you gone completely nuts?
PurpleHayes: oh dear god
Cheer2Live: They only have swiss army knives
ToniToniToni: LOL
ToniToniToni: i like the little scissors
Cheer2Live: *hides under covers*
Cheer2Live: This is too much for me
ToniToniToni: ok let's have a brief rundown
ToniToniToni: buffy is the slayer... still baggin on that one
ToniToniToni: there are commandos on campus
ToniToniToni: they are tagging and chipping vampires (?!)
Hermione: So far, so good
Cheer2Live: I'm getting the wicked lecture that I need to go get my girl
ToniToniToni: we have a hellmouth... i knew that one already...
Hermione: And the commandoes, they're the ones responsible for the monster.
Hermione: His name's Adam.
ToniToniToni: and there's a monster named Adam
Hermione: Right.
ToniToniToni: and Buffy is the SLAYER?!
Hermione: We established that. Let's move on
Cheer2Live: brb
ToniToniToni: i know, Herm, but...
ToniToniToni: the Slayer's name is Buffy?!
PurpleHayes: Hey, Toni, remember my sister who goes to AZ State? She got hit on by a girl, and she wants to set me up with her
ToniToniToni: is the girl cute?
PurpleHayes: aparently, but, she's in Tempe
ToniToniToni: ...and what has this got to do with the Hellmouth?
ToniToniToni: Tempe no good... u live in Sunnydale
PurpleHayes: my point
Hermione: I think we're getting sidetracked here, ladies.
ToniToniToni: your point?
ToniToniToni: hang on, Herm, I'm still with you
PurpleHayes: my sister's insane, anyway, yes yes, monster named Adam
Hermione: Yeah.
ToniToniToni: hayes... put the bong down.
Hermione: Anyway, back in high school, I met Buffy.
Hermione: She was the first girl in school who really talked to me.
Hermione: Cordy and her sheep just liked to put me down.
ToniToniToni: Cordy?
Hermione: Cheerleader from Hell.
Hermione: Sorry, Cheer
Hermione: Anyway, Buffy and I, we bonded.
ToniToniToni: Dear God, Buffy, Cordy... what's next? Bambi and Bunny?
ToniToniToni: oh, and let's not forget Binky.
Hermione: Hey, this is California, what do you expect?
Hermione: I didn't name them!
ToniToniToni: *shakes head* Sorry... I'm from the South, and my family is Greek... we tend to be a little more solid.
Hermione: Anyway, shortly after we met, I saw Buffy against a vampire.
Hermione: And she was incredible.
Cheer2Live: I know Cordy
Hermione: My sympathies,
Cheer2Live: She and I went to Cheer camp in Florida
Cheer2Live: She's my friend in la who told me all about Buffy
Cheer2Live: Well, the slayer
ToniToniToni: Anyway. Buffy. Incredible. Being the Slayer, she would be. Go on, Herm.
Cheer2Live: Colorado?
Hermione: Cheer, why aren't you over at Tara's dorm giving her hickies?
Hermione: Go.
Hermione: You have my leave to go.
Cheer2Live: She didn't answer her phone
ToniToniToni: :-\
Cheer2Live: I'll go in a minute.. need to look hot for my girl
PurpleHayes: yes, I'm from Denver
ToniToniToni: TIME OUT
Cheer2Live: What what??
ToniToniToni: We have Hermione speaking of Hellmouthy things....
Hermione: Right.
ToniToniToni: can we focus on the priorities for just a moment, please?
Hermione: Getting back to the Hellmouth.
Cheer2Live: OK sorry
Cheer2Live: But I need to go fix my hair
ToniToniToni: Speak, herm
Cheer2Live: got the jitters
Hermione: After a vamp turned a friend of mine, Xander and I joined Buffy in her fight.
Cheer2Live: brb again
Hermione: She's had to do this whole Slayer thing alone, but Xander and I, we wanted to help.
ToniToniToni: cool
Hermione: That's how I got into Wicca, really.
PurpleHayes: ah
ToniToniToni: i see
PurpleHayes: sorry, but I will brb too
ToniToniToni: well i'm from new orleans and my next door neighbor was a voodoo priestess. that's how i got into it :-)
Hermione: Anyway, what really changed things with Buffy and me was something that happened last year.
ToniToniToni: do tell
Hermione: I was in a pissy mood, the principal had me doing some jock's homework along with my own.
ToniToniToni: fun
Hermione: So I went to the library, where Buffy, Xander and I usually met with Giles, he's her Watcher.
Hermione: Anyway, when I saw them at the library, they looked like someone had died.
ToniToniToni: which happens a lot here.
Cheer2Live: BRB Phone
Hermione: I asked who died, then Xander jumps in front of me with a cross, shouting "GET BACK DEMON!"
Hermione: So I'm looking at Xander like he's acting crazy, when Buffy steps up toward me.
ToniToniToni: We've got Tara!!!! :) It is Tara, right?
Hermione: Buffy asks me, "Willow, you're alive?"
Hermione: I say, "Aren't I usually?"
Hermione: Oh good.
Cheer2Live: *blushes* yeah it is
Hermione: Oh dear.
Hermione: what's she saying, Cheer?
PurpleHayes: cool
ToniToniToni: tell her hi from me Cheer
PurpleHayes: and me even though I don't know her
Cheer2Live: She checked her messages, but she's not going to be home tonight
ToniToniToni: aw that sucks
Hermione: Okay. So I assure Buffy that I'm alive, and she suddenly hugs me.
Cheer2Live: Something about studying for her final
PurpleHayes: awwwww
Hermione: And I mean really hugs me.
Hermione: I've never been hugged that hard in my life.
Hermione: And that's before Xander joins in.
Hermione: I mean, oxygen started to become an issue.
ToniToniToni: people do that when they find out you're not dead
Hermione: I guess.
Cheer2Live: *giggles* Anyway... Willow, does this have to do with that wish Cordelia made?
Hermione: What wish?
Hermione: Oh, that wish.
Hermione: She told me about it later.
PurpleHayes: Cordy's name is Cordelia? Ah, King Lear, acceptable now
Cheer2Live: Yeah.. THAT wish
Hermione: She thought nothing happened at the time.
Cheer2Live: Yeah, and she's hot too, Hayes... You'd like her (she's brunette!)
PurpleHayes: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Cheer2Live: She said she was told later
ToniToniToni: Whoa
ToniToniToni: hold up
ToniToniToni: wish??
Cheer2Live: What's up?
Cheer2Live: oh...
Hermione: She made a wish that Buffy never came to Sunnydale
Cheer2Live: I'm not good at explaining things
ToniToniToni: oh
Hermione: Evidently it wasn't pretty.
ToniToniToni: i imagine not
Hermione: For one thing, I was a vampire in that world.
ToniToniToni: Hellmouth sans Slayer s not a good idea
Cheer2Live: She said you were hella cute in leather tho, Wills
ToniToniToni: rofl
Hermione: And the vampire-me from that world found its way to this one.
Cheer2Live: *grins*
Hermione: ::blushes crimson::
ToniToniToni: LOL
PurpleHayes: hmmmmmmmmmm Cordy checks out girls? Got her number handy?
Hermione: You ever have yourself come on to you?
Cheer2Live: I do, but not for you, hayes
Hermione: It couldn't get more disturbing!
Cheer2Live: No, can't say that I have
PurpleHayes: damn, and not as such
ToniToniToni: i'd do me
Cheer2Live: We knew that, Toni
PurpleHayes: you do you all the time
Cheer2Live: True
Cheer2Live: Sorry, Willow... Please continue
ToniToniToni: jealous?
Hermione: Yeah. Watching my vampire self, that was the first inkling I ever had that I was kinda gay.
PurpleHayes: you know it
Cheer2Live: Wicked...
ToniToniToni: sexy
Hermione: Then, after we sent her back to her world, I really felt weird after that.
Cheer2Live: I'm sure. That had to be way creepy
Hermione: I tried to forget about it, threw myself at Oz, tried to convince myself I was staight.
ToniToniToni: no luck eh?
Hermione: After Oz left, I was really down.
PurpleHayes: bastard
Hermione: Tried to cast a spell to end my pain.
Hermione: Ended up casting a spell that made everything I say come true.
ToniToniToni: ooh! I did that once!
PurpleHayes: oh?
Cheer2Live: *changes back to pj's and crawls back under covers*
ToniToniToni: yeah
ToniToniToni: it was fuckin sweet
Hermione: And at one point, when Buffy was chasing after Spike, I shouted something like 'Why doesn't she marry him?'
PurpleHayes: don't tell me
Hermione: I'll leave you with the mental picture.
Cheer2Live: EEEW
ToniToniToni: oh shit
Cheer2Live: Please don't
Hermione: I felt terrible once the spell cleared.
PurpleHayes: well, can only get half, and not the good half
Hermione: Baked a lot of cookies that week to make up for things.
ToniToniToni: i never did THAT
Hermione: After that, Buffy and I had a long talk about things.
Hermione: That was about the time I first met Tara.
Hermione: She and I talked a lot about magic and stuff.
PurpleHayes: Tara as in Cheer's girl Tara?
Hermione: I think she saw it between me and Buffy before I did.
Cheer2Live: Wow
Hermione: Or at least before I could actually say it.
Hermione: she convinced me to just tell Buffy the truth, that I was in love with her.
Cheer2Live: I wonder if tara was the girl Ice was all worries about?
PurpleHayes: yeah I remember that
Hermione: So I finally met Buffy at the dorm, and told her the truth.
Cheer2Live: Wow...
Hermione: And I'm not telling anyone about what we did the rest of that night.
ToniToniToni: hah! we already know
Hermione: {{BEG}}
ToniToniToni: (Ice spilled)
Hermione: Why was Buffy worried about Tara, Cheer?
ToniToniToni: she didnt know Tara was Cheer's girl
Hermione: Ah.
ToniToniToni: She thought u were into Tara
Hermione: Trust me, Tara's free for the taking.
ToniToniToni: no she aint
ToniToniToni: She's Cheer's girl
Hermione: I meant that exclusively for Cheer
ToniToniToni: lol
Cheer2Live: Sorry, I'm talking to her on the other line here
ToniToniToni: she's hot
Hermione: Yeah, she is.
ToniToniToni: an she has huuuuuuuuge... tracts of land
PurpleHayes: Cheer's got good taste
Hermione: Ooh, Monty Python reference!
Cheer2Live: Stop that!
Cheer2Live: remember tazer
ToniToniToni: {--Monty junkie
Hermione: Same here!
PurpleHayes: {-- me too
Cheer2Live: {-- is a knight who says ni
Hermione: NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
PurpleHayes: My hovercraft is full of eel
Hermione: Our chief weapon is surprise.
ToniToniToni: we are no longer the knights who say ni! we are now the knights who say icky icky icky pszzzzouwwwwww ing!
Hermione: Surprise and fear are our two chief weapons.
Cheer2Live: lol
Hermione: Surprise, fear and ruthless efficiency. And cute red uniforms!
ToniToniToni: ROFL
PurpleHayes: Monty moviefest Toni?
ToniToniToni: YES
Cheer2Live: *hangs up phone, grinning from ear to ear*
Hermione: What an eccentric performance!
Cheer2Live: Can I join?
Hermione: What's the dish, Cheer?
PurpleHayes: sure
ToniToniToni: I have holy grail & life of brian on DVD
PurpleHayes: phone sex Cheer?
Cheer2Live: I told her, Will
Cheer2Live: No way
Hermione: YES!
Hermione: And she said?
Cheer2Live: Real thing is much better
Cheer2Live: She love sme too
PurpleHayes: true
Cheer2Live: And that she'll be done with finals tomorrow night and wants to take me to dinner
Cheer2Live: She's studying
PurpleHayes: awwwwwwwww
Hermione: So go give her something to study!
ToniToniToni: heh... like human anatomy
Cheer2Live: Oral fixations are not on the schedule
PurpleHayes: she premed too?
Cheer2Live: nope... she's got a social psych test
Hermione: Then let her study interpersonal relationships!
Cheer2Live: No, I'll see her tomorrow night
ToniToniToni: abstinence makes the heart grow fonder
Hermione: Then after that, we need details
Cheer2Live: Don't I know it! Among other things
PurpleHayes: details are always good
Hermione: I will expect a detailed account from the front door to whereever you two end up!
ToniToniToni: mmmmdetails
Cheer2Live: every juicy detail
Cheer2Live: I promise
ToniToniToni: up to and including positions used ;-)
Cheer2Live: 8-)
Cheer2Live: Yes, Toni... Just for you
Hermione: Hey, Buffy just walked in.
Cheer2Live: Oh did she now?
Hermione: I guess she's done with the family bonding hting.
Hermione: She says hi.
Cheer2Live: Tell her we said hey
Cheer2Live: and Cordy told me to tell you all hi too
PurpleHayes: oh now you're speaking for me are you?
Hermione: Hey, guys, Buffy here. You mind if I borrow Willow for orgasm purposes?
Hermione: BUFFY!
PurpleHayes: and tell Cordy I said hello
Cheer2Live: Damn
Cheer2Live: Buffy!
Cheer2Live: lol
PurpleHayes: yo go Buffy
PurpleHayes: you that should have been
Cheer2Live: Boldy go, slayer
Cheer2Live: *grins*
Hermione: Uh, guys, she's got her hands all over me now, so my concentration's gonna be shot for awhile.
Hermione: CYA...ooh, yeah, right there...
ToniToniToni: back
*AUTOHOST: //Hermione has left the room.
PurpleHayes: later red
Cheer2Live: Damn
Cheer2Live: Well girls
ToniToniToni: we never did find out what kind of hellmouthy thing was going on.
Cheer2Live: I should scoot
PurpleHayes: you'll get yours tomorrow
Cheer2Live: I know
Cheer2Live: Yes I will
Cheer2Live: {eg}
ToniToniToni: we'll find out next time, I gues.
PurpleHayes: aparently
Cheer2Live: Night you two... I'll stop by the dorm on my way out tomorrow
ToniToniToni: K Cheer
PurpleHayes: later Cheer
ToniToniToni: Have fun;-)
Cheer2Live: You two be good now
PurpleHayes: aren't we always?
ToniToniToni: not likely
Cheer2Live: mmmhmm
Cheer2Live: Night babes
*AUTOHOST: //Cheer2Live has left the room.
ToniToniToni: well it's me and you i guess
PurpleHayes: yep
PurpleHayes: I'm going to curl up in my comfy bed though
ToniToniToni: so shall i trot back to the dorm and we discuss this borrowing versus taking thing some more?
PurpleHayes: sure
ToniToniToni: ;-)
PurpleHayes: see you soon
ToniToniToni: be there in a few.
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