Parenthood
by Rach
The explanation
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"So let me get this straight...the story your telling me, for the reason why you don't want to tell your new boyfriend about your mother and me...is because...and let me elaborate here...'you don't wanna?'"
"Well if you want to simplify it then...well yeah."
"You can't think of a better excuse?"
"Im being honest here mom, you know all the stuff I go through because of you."
"Yeah I do."
"I mean, lets not forget Jeff!"
"The threesome guy?"
"No that was Mike."
"What one was Jeff?"
"You know the cute guy-from-next door who turned out to have a liking for bondage once he found out 'what kinda family I came from'"
"Oh but not all your boyfriends were bothered."
"Yeah I know, but I really like this one, I wanna make sure it works out."
"And whats his name again?"
"Micheal."
"Micheal what?"
"Micheal....hummmm...oh....wait don't tell me..."
"Oh dear."
They pulled up outside the Summers residence just at that moment and they both got out the car. "Look please, can you be the one to tell mom?"
"Why me?!"
"Your her wife!"
"And your her daughter!"
"But she listens to you!"
"She listens to you too!"
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaseeeeeee!!! Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, pretty please???"
"Oh fine."
"Woo hoo!"
"Don't start celebrating yet young lady you know she's not gonna be happy."
"But you always manage to turn her round."
"Well..I HAVE been practising."
*Beep beep*
The sound of the text message drove the two women to search through their bags.
"Its me!" cried Megan in triumph. Why is it that were always so happy when we get a text message, somehow making us seem popular, even though your not expecting one and half the time its from the Network anyways, or is it just me? "Woo hoo! Sarah's asked if I can sleep over tonight? Can I mom? You'll drop me off right? I'll just go get my stuff!"
"But..." *slam* Buffy could hear Megans frantic run up the staires as she grabbed her things, with a sigh Buffy went back in the car, being a mother sure was hard work! They'd thought they'd gotten away with it after the "Terrible Two's" *cue scary monster theme tune* but managing a teenager was even worse! Buffy remained firm on the knowledge that she was never like this when she was Megans age and that kids respected their elders. Buffy hadn't quite yet realised that she was turning into her own mother, and thank god, because that revelation could take a long time to recover from.
>made a few changes to this chapter after a rather unfortunate mistake on my part was brought to me by my friend Amy, thanx! cud ave been rather embarassing...