Parenthood
by Rach
Megans Monolgue
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"Its just so awful I can't even say it out loud!" Megan wailed. All three of them were sitting on her bed, Willows arm drapped over her and Buffy holding her hands. Megan had been sobbing unconrollably for the past 30 minutes.
"Just tell us hunny," Willow pleaded "we'll help you out, thats what we're here for."
"Your mothers right Meggy Megs" Buffy continued, resorting to her daughters child nick-name "if you don't tell us then we can't help out."
"No-one can help me now!Its beyond all reason. Beyond all hope! Oh I just want to die!!"
Buffy and Willow sneaked a glance at each other, if she'd actually got what she wanted everytime she said that, she'd have more lives then about 100 cats put together.
"If you tell us then I'll take you down to the shop and buy you a whole tub of ice cream." Willow smiled to herself, Buffy always had the right bribe.
"Ben and Jerrys?" Megan asked.
"Uh huh"
"Chocolate fudge brownie?"
"Oh definately"
"Well..." Megan took a deep breath, "Sarah said she really liked Michael, and I said back off ya know coz he's my boyfriend and like she said that she liked him WAY before me which was a complete lie coz I was talking to Maddie about it and she said that I definately said that I thought he was really cute first but that Sarah only said she liked him first and even though I only said he was cute that it APPARANTLY didn't count but it SO does coz ya know when you say someone is cute its OBVIOUS that you like them. So anyway, she said she liked Michael when I was over there and I got like so angry coz there was no need to tell me I mean whats the point of like sayig it outloud, I mean sure I cool with people liking him who wouldn't?! He so cute! But to actually say it to my face?! What does she expect me to do? Say "Oh its OK Sarah, seeing as you like him I think I'll let you borrow him for a few hours of kinky fun?!" Oh I think not who does she think she is? Sure yeah she's my best friend...well I guess not my BEST friend...well actually I don't know I mean there's Maddie of course and Sandy, she's cool and Leyla, but they're just the GIRL friends I mean some of my boy friends could be considered best friends too I mean there's Justin and Daniel...ANYWAY, so I'm right yeah? She's trying to steal Michael isn't she by saying that? She is! What a fugly slut!! Oh I'm so not gonna take this shit! Oh sorry moms for swearing but I'm so angry! You just wait till I tell Kelly this she's gonna have a field day! Well thanks for listening you guys, I think I'm to heartbroken to go get those tubs of ice cream so if you wouldn't mind getting them for me I mean you understand how bad this situation is right? Course you do, ok well just shout when you're back and I'll come and get them, I think this is a moment to eat ice cream alone so I'll eat it up here thanks you guys your the best!" Megan gave them both a quite peck on the cheeks and shut the door as soon as they were out of the room with a slam.
Willow and Buffy stood in a moment of shocked and confused silence for a long time outside Megans closed door. Then Willow asked; "Who's Michael?"