Bloody Hell
by Red
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Bloody Hell
Red: cocoachanel67@yahoo.com
Joss' folk.
Summary: What goes on in the daytime when the girls aren't training? Buffy & Willow get naughty and the S.I.T.S finds Spike just too dreamy.
B/W pg16
NOTES: I was watching Potential and thought...all those sits, one yummy vamp, you just know there were big ol' crushes. Plus, um, B/W belong together, so I'm fixin' that, too. *giggles*...I'm making up some sits for story reasons.
Also, I've been way dark & angsty of late, so this is just a silly lil' bit for fun...I need balance.
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Spike kept his eyes on the television.
"What?"
Maria kept her eyes on the vampire.
"What what?"
"You've been bloody starin' at me since soddin' General Hospital started...what's the problem? Have I got bleedin' dandruff on my bloody shoulder?"
She turned her eyes to the tv. "Sorry."
He sighed and looked at her. "Sorry, luv, just a bit tired here is all...stare away."
The smile returned to her face as her eyes returned to him.
Spike turned back to the tv.
"Bloody hell, Sonny, she's lying."
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"Please, get over yourself, he would never be interested in you," Colleen quipped, popping a cookie into her mouth.
Rikki glared at her. "For your information, he's attacked me 32 times...that's more than any of you."
"That's because we've all learned our slay...you're slacking," Rona noted, smiling and taking a drink of her soda.
"Yeah, Rik, face it...you are bottom on the slayer pole," Kennedy quipped, cheesing up a nacho chip.
"He has the dreamiest eyes." They looked at Vi. "Well, he does."
"Maybe, but who looks with that ass," Missy purred, grinning.
"I hear that!" Rona high fived her and the small group of teens sitting around the kitchen table, laughed.
"I look," Vi softly noted. "They're the most perfect shade of blue."
"I don't even do the whole, man thing, but I look at that ass," Kennedy admitted.
"Everyone looks at that ass," Rikki pointed out.
"Buffy doesn't."
Missy looked at Vi and smiled.
"That's because she's too busy spanking Willow's."
They giggled.
"Gawd, those two never stop, do they?" Colleen stated. "I swear they were going at it at 4:00 this morning."
"Tell me about it." Rona reached for a cookie. "I went with them to L.A., remember? To get those books from Angel. One long ass day trip."
Vi giggled. "Buffy made you drive even tho' you don't have your license so she could cuddle Willow in the backseat."
Rona's brow went up.
"Cuddle, yeah, guess slayer cuddling entails hickeys."
"I wouldn't mind getting Spike cuddles," Colleen purred, stealing Rona's cookie.
Rona started to say something but stopped as Spike came into the kitchen.
"Ladies," he nodded, opening the fridge and searching for a Mountain Dew.
Six pairs of slayer potential eyes moved in unison as the vampire bent over to retrieve the can of soda. Rona grinned, Vi's eyes widened, Missy bit her lip, Colleen licked her lips, Kennedy nodded approvingly and Rikki moaned under her breath. His vampire hearing in tip top shape, Spike closed the door and turned around, vamp face on, yellow eyes flashing to them.
"Gawd, he's even hot like that," Colleen murmured.
Vi nodded...as did the others.
"Bloody hell!" He growled and took his soda back to the living room, propmting the smile to return to Maria's face.
The sits looked at each other, then giggled madly.
"Damn, B, looks like we missed the joke," Faith clepped, as she and Buffy came in the back door.
"Aw, too bad, where's Willow?" Buffy looked at the girls.
"Upstairs, on her lap...research..." Vi replied. "She said..." Her voice trailed off as Buffy hastily left the room.
"And soon to be over her lap," Rikki added, giggling.
Faith grinned and grabbed the cookie bag, frowning when she found it empty.
"Rona did it," five voices exclaimed all at once.
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"Hey, baby, you're ba-"
Willow was cut off by lips o' Buffy and happily reciprocated, her arms going around her slayer as she pulled her to the bed.
"Guess ya missed me, huh?" Willow purred, catching a breath.
Buffy cocked a brow and smiled. Willow knew that look...Willow LOVED that look.
"My naughty witch, doubting her slayer." Buffy smiled wickedly as she clicked the computer off and placed it on the floor. "What am I going to do with you?"
Willow smiled right back, just as wickedly, cocking a brow of her own. The slayer pulled her witch over her lap and before Willow could get a word out, tore the boxers and undies right off.
The sight of her beloved's perfect, pale bottom, not to mention the gasp as she removed clothing obstacles, made Buffy even wetter than she already was and she couldn't help but knead the perfect smooth flesh gently.
"My naughty witch," she scolded, carressing and stroking. "My naughty, naughty witch."
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Spike tried to ignore the now seven pairs of eyes watching him. Well, eight, if you counted Faith, who was smirking from the chair.
"GODDESSSSSSSSSSSS BUFFYYYYYYYY YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"
The vampire rolled his eyes.
"Bloody hell."