Guess Who?
by Scott
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Guess Who?
by Scott
nikolaus.crane@gmail.com.
Disclaimer: Not mine, obviously. Talk to Joss!
Summary: Post-Chosen/Not Fade Away. Buffy's cookies, but who gets to enjoy her?
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I'm Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.
Yeah, that sounded lame.
Anyways, where was I? Yeah, I have a short attention span. Betcha never knew that about me, didja? Well I do.
I guess I should get to the point already.
I'm finally done baking. Yep, I'm cookies!
Who gets to eat...er...enjoy me, you ask?
I'll give you some hints. Let's see if you're as smart as we all think you are, eh?
The person who I'm with now is a close friend of mine. Been there for the whole seven years, they have.
Not too shocking, eh?
Do you know who it is?
Okay, another hint.
The person who I'm with now is kind, sweet, and has always had my back no matter what...well, except for that one time...
Still can't figure it out?
Okay, last hint. The person who I'm with now is powerful. Very powerful. Not like my kind of powerful, my love is powerful in their own way.
Last chance. Who gets my cookies?
Hi everyone!
You're not supposed to say anything! They think you're in Rio with Kennedy!
Oh, oops... sorry. No wait, I'm not. Buffy, just tell them. It's not like it's a big surprise or anything...
Fine. I'm with Will now. Big surprise, eh?
Not really that big if you think about it. I have had your back for 7 years after all.
Uh, not exactly Will...there were two times when you didn't. Remember kicking me out of my house? Remember the Magic Box?
Oh, sure, be picky. You'll get yours, lil' missy!
Mmm, I look forward to it. Hey Will, shouldn't you explain to them about Kennedy?
If I have to...I was never in Rio. And Buffy was never with the Immortal. He's a good friend of ours though. He comes over every Tuesday to watch Gilmore Girls with us.
I DO NOT WATCH GILMORE GIRLS.
Buffy, stop. Everyone knows about it. Even Faith.
THERE IS NOTHING TO "KNOW".
ANYWAYS...Kennedy and I broke up just as we got to Rio and I decided to reconnect with Buffy and Dawn in Rome. Andrew told Angel and Spike that I was still in Rio and Buffy was with The Immortal to keep them away.
Those assholes should have TOLD me Spike was alive.
Let it go, sweetie.
*deep breath* Okay, yeah, I'm good. Hey Will, wanna go watch...
*sighs, hangs head* Yeah, go make some popcorn. I'll turn on the Golden Girls.
Anyways guys we're going to go watch TV now. Thanks for being so supportive and now go away and leave us alone!
Buffy! Be nice! Thanks for stopping by everyone! Do be a stranger!
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(So..yeah. This is what comes out of my head when I've had too much coffee and took a sick day.)