Observations of a Scooby
by Red
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Xander:
"Will and Buf, wow. I knew it would happen one day. I mean, hey, I am their best friend. We've been buds for over six years now. I've seen stuff. Call me observant guy. I saw it coming. It makes perfect sense, too. Ok, I used to have the serious jones for Buffy. I would have done anything for that girl. And yet, she never thought of me as anything but a friend. Now I know why. She doesn't like the guy action. Yeah, I know, Angel. So she experimented a bit. Technically, it was necrophilia. What? Hey, the guy's dead. He is. Look, simply stating a fact here, ok? And Riley, *snore* See what I'm saying here? Willow, well, that's plain to understand. She crushed on me her whole life, settled for Oz, cool, I mean, he's a nice enough guy. But no other man could fill the Xan man's shoes, so she hooks up with the Buffster. It makes perfect yummy sense to me. Oh yeah, Slayer and Witch, doing the naughty. Mmmmmm.....
Anya:
Orgasms. That's it, you know. They enjoy orgasms. Who doesn't? And just look at them. A well toned, hazel eyed, luscious lipped Slayer, with blonde silky hair and a tall, slim, emerald eyed, innocent faced super witch, mane red like fire: two powerful women joining perfect bodies in the dance of passion untamed, their very souls melting in the heat of a thousand and one unrequited nights. Desires unclaimed for years finally allowed _expression, hot, burning lust given freedom to swallow the tender yet fierce volcano that is swallowing them whole. The Slayer, the chosen one, covering Willow's pale, smooth flesh in gentle kisses, tender nibbles changing to claiming bites as she invades the innocence of the love she has always wanted, Willow's raspy cries, husky moans begging for her Buffy to never stop, to take her over and over and over again. Xander?
Giles:
"Ahem, yes, well, Willow and Buffy. Well, personally, I think it's a wonderful thing. Both young ladies have been hurt in the area of love. Buffy had Angel, then Riley. The vampire did love her, I believe he always will. However theirs was a love that went against everything that was meant. Thankfully, they realized how impossible it was and parted ways. Riley was not a bad fellow, but he lacked the passion for life that Buffy needs, deserves. Willow has that passion. I always suspected, to be truthful, that feelings between the two went a bit further than best friends. Poor Willow has had her share of broken hearts as well as my Slayer. Oz, good chap that he was, did do her painfully wrong. And Tara, sweet girl who does love her, I just don't think she can, how should I say this, perhaps, handle Willow? Not there is anything wrong with Willow, no, not by any means. She's a lovely girl, well, not a girl anymore really, more of a woman. Yes, definitely a woman, not the sweet little girl that walked into my library that day so many years ago. Oh, she's still sweet, adorable actually, but she's all grown up, quite well, actually. Ahem, not that I have noticed.*removes glasses and wipes on shirt* "That is to say, I see her, on a daily basis and one does notice things like one growing up, we all do, bodies change, grow, figures develop." *sighs* "Dear Lord."
Tara:
"I love Willow, I always will. I don't regret any time we had together. She showed me so many wonderful things, a lot about myself. I always knew, deep inside, that Buffy was who she loved. Oh, I know she loved me, but I knew that Buffy was her true love, the one she could never forget. And yes, it makes me sad, but I love her and want her to be happy. Buffy makes her happy. And I think, with all the magic and stuff, maybe it was too much for me. No, I know it was. Willow has power that is out of this world, literally. I knew when she brought Buffy back. It was scary, her power. Yeah, I have some power, but not like that. Willow has a greater purpose in this life, a calling, so to speak. We all do, but hers is just so, wow! I think Buffy can handle that, you know? I think they balance each other. Sorry, I get a little teary sometimes. I will always love her, but I refuse to stand in the way of her happiness. We're still friends, nothing will ever change that. It does hurt, but the hurt will go away one day. I'm moving on. I have a dinner date, with Spike. I know, don't even get me started. He's a guy, a dead one. But he's been really sweet to me, comforting and stuff. I cried on his shoulder I don't know how many times. He stops by and checks on me at the dorm every night, brings me food, leaves little gifts and notes for me outside my door. He even let me read some poems he wrote once. He is so far from this, big bad image he tries to make you believe. I know he's hurting, too. He really does love Buffy, in his own way. So I'm thinking, we can console each other. And let's be honest, gay or not, he is very nice to look at. But about Will and Buffy, I honestly do wish them nothing but good things.
Spike:
"Red and the Slayer, bloody hell. " *laughs* "I saw this one coming a mile away, smelled it. The two of them in a room, cor, the arousal nearly choke you to death. I think they make a right good couple, they do. Buffy the mighty slayer and Red with the magics, a lot of power there! And we all know that power and passion go hand in hand." *smiles wickedly* "Bloody hell, to be a fly on the wall in that bedroom. Of course, now it all makes perfect sense, why the Slayer didn't want to get with the big bad. She likes the birds. Yeah, well, the poof, I repeat, she likes the birds. Me, I'm fine with it, plan on enjoying the little stolen kisses and girly flirts when we have those bleedin' stupid Scooby meetings. Plus, I got my own little date tonight, taking the blonde witch out for dinner. She's a sweet girl, trying to be brave and all. She still loves Red and who can blame her? But she's accepted the fact that the Slayer's the one she wants and she's being cool about it. She's a pretty thing, ya know? Got those big blue eyes and those lush pouty lips. Mm, wouldn't mind tasting those a bit. And that body, very, very nice. She's got curves, like a woman's supposed to have. She's not like Dru, bloody skeleton, nope this bird's got some shape! A nice set and a sweet bum to match! Of course, she likes the birds too, but I think the big bad can make her step on the wild side. Besides," *lowers head a bit and blushes* "she likes my poetry. Been a long time since I felt like writing but I'm thinking maybe it's time I started again. Maybe I have something to write about now."
FINISHED