One Fish, Two Fish
by Whedonist
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Disclaimer: Buffy, Willow, and the like belong to Joss Whedon and ME Productions. The book, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish belong to Scholastic and Dr. Seuss. We are borrowing for our own bit of fun and amusement.
A/N: This is brought to you by weirdness after a long day at work and the occasional odd conversation between Valyssia and I. Thank you Val for co-writing on this...One of the best people in my book for those of you who don't know she rocks...she does rock...she doesn't believe me when I tell her, but take my word for it. =0)
for the rest of you...well...this is straight smut...very little plotty goodness...so be warned.
Now on to some Wiffy lovin'.
A seductive smile washed over her features as Buffy craned her body over the witch. Willow's moist skin glistened in the pale candle light. The naked form of her lover seemed to mesmerize the blonde. She exhaled a soft breath onto the redhead's neck and watched her muscles tremble with anticipation. The supple smile transformed into a wicked grin as the slayer mused over a children's book she'd seen earlier that day.
Her lips caressed a path along creamy freckled skin. This is just wrong...
One kiss
Two kiss
Soft kiss
Dew kiss.
The gentle curve of Willow's breasts caught her interest and Buffy lingered to tease and play. Her tongue traced circles around the firm pink bud.
Hard kiss
Brief kiss
Fierce kiss
Good-beyond-belief kiss.
The scent of her lover enticed her onward. Buffy trailed a line of kisses down her lover's firm stomach. A soft groan slipped past parted lips when she seized Willow's thighs and nuzzled the right one inhaling the smell of her sex. Her gaze fixed on a tiny mark in the otherwise perfectly flawless skin.
This one has
A little mole.
Turning to the left one, she licked the tender flesh and watched the goose bumps appear as she blew across it.
I need to learn
Some self-control.
'Kay...not so much...
But on the whole.
Briefly, Buffy dipped her fingers inside Willow's core. She took her wet digits and smeared the juices across the redhead's thigh.
Yes. Better for the licking. Better for the sucking.
Better for the biting, and for the fu...umm...'kay...so censor that. This is a children's book after all...
Buffy giggled. An amused grin washed over her features as she peered up at her lover's face. The expression plastered on Willow's face caused the grin to transform into a warm smile. She had seen many versions of her girl.
Some are gonna be very sad.
They may even be really mad.
'Cause we're bein' very, very bad.
Though, the look there now was new, one of trust and adoration. Buffy was certain that was the look she liked best.
Why are they
sad and mad and bad?
I dunno,
But it makes me glad.
Buffy moved further down, taking her time nipping and licking at Willow's overly sensitive skin. By the time she made it to Willow's feet, the redhead was purring. She took a hold of Willow's right foot and began at the tip of the big toe.
Some are thick.
And some are small.
The small one's not
Ticklish at all...
One thing's sure
This is unreal.
Don't ask why
Willow's totally ideal.
A soft breath caused her witch to quiver and Buffy set her sights higher. She turned and placed a delicate line of kisses up her lover's left leg.
Buffy's one
Who likes to tease.
Maybe it's time I please
Before I get smacked by trembling knees.
Buffy pinned the redhead's thighs to the bed, spreading her open. Her eyes feasted on the sight.
Oh me! Oh my!
Oh me! Oh my!
What a lot of
Fun new things to try.
Buffy's tongue traveled the length of her lover's core causing the redhead to arch into her mouth. She greedily drank in the wet folds. Taking the tiny bundle between her lips, the slayer began to trace tiny circles with her tongue over the engorged flesh. Willow trembled and moaned under the tender ministrations.
Somehow so good
Somehow so right
My tongue is
Drinking up the flood tonight!
When I pull away
Oh, dear!
Willow's cries
Fill my ears.
As Buffy fixed her intension on the tiny nerve bundle, she brought her right hand up and slipped two fingers inside, setting a languid cadence.
I love her sounds.
They're all for me.
The rhythmic pant,
The stifled plea.
Will I see her cum?
I have to know.
The pressure and cadence increased when Willow seized the slayers shoulder, biting her nails into the silky flesh.
Faster, harder,
My witch, she cries.
I could live right here.
Between her thighs.
Buffy's tongue lashed out to striking the engorged nerve bundle as she deftly slipped another finger home.
Her body quakes
And starts to shiver.
Perfect bliss
I will deliver.
Waves of unrelenting passion engulfed the redhead. Buffy drank her in, feeling giddy from the sweet musky nectar. When her lover drew quiet, she gently slipped free, suckling her fingers to savor every drop.
Oh...'Kay!
Well that was totally mind blowing!
Another round, or two, or three...
Think I want her fingers
Inside of me...
Willow's hand coiled in Buffy's soft blonde hair, grabbing her attention. "Sweetie please, I—you're so far away...I'm—" she said in a raged voice as she fought to catch her breath. "Please, touch me."
Or four, or five,
Or six, or seven,
Or eight , or nine, or ten.
Not so much greedy, but how 'bout eleven?
A soft smirk infected her features then Buffy placed a finger to her lover's lips. She moved with cat-like grace up the redhead's slender form, leaving a trail of kisses in her wake. "Hush, not going anywhere, promise... I just can't seem to get enough of you tonight," she purred silkily between mouthfuls of salty supple skin.
Eleven?
Eleven would be heaven!
Still not greedy...but maybe more?
Before 'our heroes'
Break down the door.
Willow's eyes dilated when she was finally able to focus on her slayer. "I need you." As she wrapped legs around the blonde's waist, a delicate hand pressed deep inside.
Bump!
Grind!
Bump!
A low feral growl rumbled from somewhere deep inside the blonde when her witch slipped inside. Buffy set a gentle rhythm grinding against her lover's hand. Her forehead rested against her mate's briefly as she peered into the bottomless pools of her eyes. Finally, she broke the gaze, capturing Willow in a ravenous kiss.
Did you ever ride a witch?
Well, I highly recommend it.
Total hot...to scratch the itch.
Even if...the boys will bitch.
They both ignored the sound of the children cackling. Neither one was terribly interested in the scarred voices of Xander and Riley outside the door of their borrowed room at Lowell house.
One will leave
His ego shattered...
I'll wave goodbye
And pretend it mattered.
***********
The screen went fuzzy and D'Hoffryn chuckled. As the announcer's voice echoed through the cavern, he mused, "The 5.1 surround sound was a marvelous investment." His feet found the floor on either side of the footrest of his recliner as he stretched to grab his Big Gulp. He took a sip and remarked in an offhanded fashion, "My money's on the lad with no neck seeking some serious vengeance."
"Tonight's presentation of 'One Kiss, Two Kiss' was brought to you by your friends at: South of Heaven Productions. Tune in next week for another fine adaptation of the children's classic 'Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You'll Get?' Joyous Yule to you and yours..."