Buffy Summers: Student of Hannibal Lector

by Mad-Hamlet

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'So my girl, how goes the hunt?'

'A Jewish Wiccan tried to befriend me. I ate her with some fava beans and a
fine Chianti.'

'Most impressive my dear. How did she taste?'

'Scrumptious. We're hooking up again this weekend for more. She says the
champagne tickles her skin.'

'Er...my dear Elizabeth-'

'Buffy. Call me Buffy.'

'Sigh...BUFFY..I don't quite think you quite have a firm grasp on the finer points of
cannibalism.'

'What? You said eat her, I ate her. In fact I ate her, she ate me. Fun was had by all. What's the wrong?'

Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I'm here till Thursday.