The Unfortunate and Embarrassing Incident
by WillowX
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This is in response to everybody's inquiries as to what this meant in Chapter 5: "The "Orgasm Slide Show" was a tricky thing. It literally knocks you out for a few minutes and ever since the unfortunate and embarrassing incident in the living room last month (don't ask!), we opted to have simultaneous orgasms only in safe places...like our bedroom."
Anyways...no new plot development in this fic. It's completely separate from the main story. Just thought a nice piece of humor and sex was in order. Enjoy!!!
WillowX.
Title: The Unfortunate and Embarrassing Incident (1/1)
Author: WillowX
Feedback: Ok...its confession time. I'm a ...a...feedback JUNKIE!!! Please let me know what you think, email at willowxbvsb@hotmail.com
Rating: NC-17 um...very NC-17
Classification/Pairing: B/W romance
Disclaimer: Everything belongs to Joss Whedon, Mutant Enemy, and Fox. The only thing that I own is my laptop and remote control.
Summary: This story takes place somewhere between Chapters 4 and 5 of Children of the Earth. You don't have to be reading the story to know what's going on but it will sort of help you understand the inside jokes. Contains spoilers for all Buffy episodes aired.
The Unfortunate and Embarrassing Incident
I walk in and the house is quiet. Finally...I am home...peace at last. Walking into the living room I collapse on the sofa. I'm exhausted. What a day!! I re-enrolled in UC Sunnydale again and it was hectic to say the least.
I remember the first day of College two years ago...it was hectic and all... but I loved it...with a passion! I thought I had finally found my niche, so many people spurting knowledge all over the place. I was happier than a pig in slop.
But...so many things in my life have changed since then...Buffy for example to mention just one thing. We're lovers now. The first time we made love I remember thinking the whole time she was holding me that I had finally found my place. In her arms was exactly were I belonged...were I was meant to be. Thinking back now, maybe the first day of College was soooo great because she was there with me; because we were embarking on that quest for knowledge together...side by side. Yep...that was definitely it.
"Hey sexy..." The soft sensual voice coming from the stairs said. I turned suddenly and there she was...my goddess. My eyes were wide with shock and my mouth gapped open. She was wearing a see-through red teddy. Her naked body was clearly visible over the skimpy garments that hugged her skin. She was standing at the bottom of the stairs... one hand casually leaning against the banister while the other was sexily creeping into her own panties. Her nipples were hard and even the wild curls of her sex were visible from where I sat. OH MY GOD!!! I've created a monster... a SEX monster!!
"What do you think Baby?" She asked seemingly pleased at my catatonic state.
"Ya Ba Da Ba Doo!!!"
What??? I can't believe I just said that. You see??? I don't know what it is about naked Buffy... it's like all the air just goes out of the room. Every time I see her naked it's hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty, or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away. And it happens almost EVERY SINGLE TIME... I try to be cool and suave and adventures... but cool, suave, and adventurous are just not adjectives used to described little Ms. Willow Rosenberg...no sirrey! No coolness here!
She's looking at me with an amused grin and starts walking in my direction.
"I can tell by the look on your face that your brain is on warp babble speed... Ya Ba Da Ba Doo??...gotta say Willow...not the response I was expecting... but Cave Willow might be fun too." She said giggling at me now.
Once she reaches the sofa, she sexily eases in on top of me, straddling me. My heart is beating a gazillion miles a minute and I think I've actually stopped breathing 3 minutes ago! She runs her fingers through my hair and my entire body melts.
"Why are you so nervous Baby?" She asked.
"CAUSE it's day time...light is everywhere...windows are open...people can see. And... and..." I blurt out flustered. She's really laughing at me now but continues with her plans. Reaching down she starts pulling my shirt over my head. Once off, she flings it across the room as she pretends to be listening intently to what I'm saying.
"And...so what? What if people see us? I'm making love to my girlfriend...it's a perfectly normal thing Will." She states softly.
"AND we're going to be supper late to pick up Dawn...do you really want to leave her all alone at school??? Huh??? Would that be smart??? What if Vampires kidnap her??? What then?" I said stating my case...and quite well if I do say so myself. Little sister danger is a sure win.
"Well...as you so eloquently pointed out before... it's day time...you know?? 'Light everywhere' ??" The last part she said imitating my voice...is it really that shrieky? Damnit...there goes my grand logic approach.
"And, also, Anya is picking her up today...she needed some help with inventory at the shop." She finished saying as she unhooked my bra and flung it in the same direction where my shirt had gone. Grabbing a breast with each hand she squeezes softly and a moan escapes my lips...
"You see Will? I don't know why you get so nervous...you're already having fun." She exclaimed happily. Leaning in really close she kisses my lips. Her lips are warm and soft and the kiss is intensely erotic. I thought she was going to swallow me whole.
Parting our lips for a breathless moment, she pulls back and looks at me. "Guess what Baby?" She teased as she playfully rocked on top of me, rubbing our hips together, waiting for my response.
"What?" I moaned happily. I was a little more relaxed already...she had sneakily convinced me to join her in the dark side of daytime sex. Yayyy me..
"I got the job. I start teaching classes on Monday." She shrieked happily.
"That's great Buffy!!" I cheered running my hands up and down her legs.
"Yep, hence the surprise outfit...I wanted to celebrate in a kinky way." She said suggestively raising her eyebrows. I looked at her for a moment and time seemed to slow down. Her eyes were shinning bright and her smile was captivating. She was absolutely beautiful...and she was mine. My heart ached.
"I love you Buffy." I said with near tears in my eyes. Taking this as a clear sign to proceed she leaned him and reclaimed my lips once again. Ohhh how I loved kissing her. For years I dreamt of doing this same thing...but the real life kiss surpassed anything that I could have possibly imagined. The energy and desires that flooded through us as we kissed was spectacular.
She pulled our lips apart once again and whispered in my ear, "There's this... um ...'thing' I've been wanting to try with you...are you game?" I hardly understood what she meant but at this point I was pretty much game for anything.
"Uh Huh..." I moaned out as I nodded my head affirmatively.
She stood, removed her teddy, and flung it in the same direction of my clothes...um...I don't know what's up with the clothes flinging but it was definitely kinda cool. Unbuttoning my jeans she pulled them off my legs and...you guessed it...she flung it...along with my underwear and hers.
Once we were completely nude she urged me to lie back down on the sofa. My entire body was on pins and needles as I anxiously awaited what she was going to do next. She leaned in and whispered, "I want to eat you as you eat me at the same time...together." I nodded in agreement.
She kissed my lips one last time before she began positioning herself on top of me. I laid still in anxious anticipation as I watched her lower her sex onto my face. She was warm and ohh soo wet all over. I loved the way her body reacted to mine. The minute my lips touched hers, I felt her tongue work it's way between my legs too. I wrapped my hands around her body squeezing and caressing her butt as I sucked and licked her sex. She had her head between my legs and was holding on to my thighs for support as she sexily worked her wonder. It was amazing.
Licking and sucking... kissing and pinching... Her sex was covering my face and I thought I was going to suffocate...but ohhhh...what a WAY to go!!!!
We continued pleasuring each other like this for a few minutes. The pressure between my legs was unbearable but I was waiting for her sign that she was ready. Once I felt her tug on my leg I let go. With one giant moan I screamed her name against her sex. My body tensed and my heartbeat stopped. Instantly my vision blurred and the bright light appeared again.
"I have to go. I have to find Veruca before the sun sets. I will, though. When I do, this thing stops. She's bad news. Do you want me to get you something before I take off? Kleenex? Chocolatey... Chocolate anything?" She said looking at me worried. I want you to stay that's what I want.
"No." I said.
"I'll come back as soon as this is finished. I just want you to take it easy, ok? Riley was right. The main thing is put the blame where it belongs. Don't hurt yourself." Ughh...Riley Schmiley.... Hate him.
"Uh-huh. Ok." I nodded.
"You're ok?" She asked concerned one last time.
"I'm fine. I promise." I whispered.
"I love you." She said before she turned around and left. I wanted to say I love you too. I wanted to scream it... I love you too. But... it was too late...she was gone.
"Buffy...Buffy wake up!! Buffy... Buffy wake up!!!" I heard the faint familiar voice say as I was slowly waking up. I felt weak and a little disoriented ... That was one MIND BLOWING orgasm if you ask me!!! I thought my head was going to explode. Buffy is still asleep. Her body is on top of mine and she hasn't started...HEY??? ...Whose voice is that????
I scoot up a little from underneath Buffy and poke up my head between her legs. Buffy's butt cheeks were covering my view but I heard that voice again. I felt my blood run cold and my heartbeat stopped. I thought I was going to pass out. LITERALLY die!!!
There stood Anya with a concerned look on her face poking Buffy.
"Buffy...Buffy Wake up!!! Buffy! Oh God I think she's dead again. Buffy wake up!!"
I felt Buffy's head move a little as she turned to look at Anya.
"Thank God!!! I thought you were dead. I thought Willow's vagina had ate your face!! How was I supposed to explain that to Dawn?? Yes Dawnie, Buffy died valiantly fighting off Willow's Magical Vagina!!! Jeezzz..." She exclaimed.
Freaking out I motioned to get up and we both fell of the sofa with a thundering crash. Buffy was on the bottom and I was on top. I sat up with a quickness and covered Buffy's face again!!!
"Wwwmmm wmmmm." Were the muffled sounds of Buffy's pleas for air.
"Willow...your vagina... it's on her face again!!" Anya provided. My clothes was nowhere to be found and I sat in shocked bewilder of what to do next...until Buffy bit my butt that is!!!
"Ouch!!!" I screamed as I got up running towards the stairs. Mark my words...I will never ever have sex anywhere else other than our room again....EVER!!!
The End :-)