***News Update***

[Sunnydale Weekly <SunnydaleWeekly@xxxxxxxxxx>]

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for breaking news from the
Buffy News Network. This just in. . . 


There have been overnight unconfirmed reports that there are demands that
Xander Harris be named new Principal of the new Sunnydale High when it opens
late next year, and that Mr. W.B. Spike anda Mr. Rupert Giles get matching
nose rings. Again these are unconfirmed reports and what this has to do
with the hostage situation still remains unclear. . .

One reporter was lucky enough to get an on the scene interview with Miss
Buffy Summers. She claims that she didn't know what came over her when she
got involved with one Willow Rosenberg and Huckleberry, er, Riley Finn has
show her the error of her ways. . .

And on a side note, one suspected member of the BRLF was reported to be
treated at the local emergency room, for what appears to be a rat bite. The
unnamed male was reported to have been saying "That damn witch won't de-rat
Amy!" over and over again. Hospital officials have admitted him for
observation.

Meanwhile....there have been reports that Huckleberry, er, Mr. Finn put a
brain washy chip in Miss Summers' head and was the evil mastermind behind
the whole hostage situation. . .he's gone crazy folks, and has been seen
tying the fics to a tree, douse them in lighter fluid and was last heard
screaming. "I'll do it man! Don't come any closer or I'll do it!"

One memeber of the BRLF who chooses to remain anonymous has indeed confirmed
that "Walkaways" by Mr. Pat Kelly has indeed been taken hostage also. Where
this fic is being held is still a mystery and it doesn't seem to have any
connection to the situation.

As soon as we receive word on the list of demands from the BRLF, we will
inform you. Stay tuned for up to the minute reports from the Buffy News
Network.




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