Spanking the Slayer
by Red
They SO Did Not Just Do That!
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Buffy sat on the bed, her hazel eyes casually surveying the room. Although she was a regular visitor at the mansion, she had rarely been in the basement. Why Angel wanted her to meet him here this evening was so the mystery. Mystery grew as she looked at the television/vcr cart resting in the corner.
She sighed. Well, whatever the reason, it must be good. The small room she was in had been rather nicely fixed up. There was a sofa and matching chair along with a coffee table. On the table were several vases of fresh flowers. Their fragrance filled the room.
" Don't know what you are up to, Angel - o - mine, " she sighed, glancing down at the red, silk sheets, and smiling. " But I so can't wait to find out. "
She remembered the television and frowned.
" But I am slighty wigged about the tv, " she muttered. " Not really into the whole, porn thingy. "
Her slayer hearing detecting that someone was coming, she got up from the bed and hid behind the door.
Willow was just a bit confused. Not really something she should be. After all, she was in love with a vampire. Spike lived for creative theatrics in the romance department. She smiled as she followed his instructions. The basement of the mansion was a new one.
" What have you got planned, my little English Teddy? " she purred, the excitement ready to consume her.
Buffy's heart was ready to bust through her chest. This was one of the things she loved about Angel. He was never boring in the love department. Footsteps grew closer and her breath caught. Suddenly, she was hit with a familiar scent. There was only one person she knew that wore Chanel perfume.
" Get a grip, Buf, " she muttered. " Now you're even smelling Will. "
Shaking it off as she saw the doorknob turn, she prepared to pounce.
*****
" Will you calm down. "
Xander looked at his girlfriend but continued to pace.
" They should have called by now, " he said.
" Give them time, sweetie. "
" They're gonna kill us. We just tricked a powerful witch and the Slayer. They are so gonna kill us! "
She smiled. He was so darn cute when he spazzed. Getting up from the sofa, she stepped over to him.
" Xander, " she purred, running her fingers through his thick, black hair. " Why don't I take your mind off of the witch and the slayer. "
His eyes met hers and his body answered for him.
*****
Willow stepped into the room and was attacked, as Buffy threw herself at who she assumed was the handsome, brooding vamp. By the time she realized that it wasn't, they were already heading to the floor. Willow hit first. Buffy landed on top of her.
" Will? " she cried, quickly moving off of the slim redhead. " Oh my gosh, Will, are you ok? I am so sorry! I thought you were Angel! "
Willow sat up and rubbed her head.
" Buffy? "
The blonde carefully checked her over.
" You ok? " she asked. " How's your head? I am so sorry, Will, really! "
" I'm ok, " Willow replied. " Kinda glad, actually, to see it was you that knocked me down and not Spike, cause that's just a little rougher than I like to play. "
Buffy smiled. She did love her Willow.
" I thought you were Angel. He told me to meet him here, " she explained, helping her friend up.
" Really? Spike told me the same thing, " Willow mused, looking at her.
Buffy furrowed a brow. " At ten? " Willow nodded. " Hmm, slight weirdness here. Maybe they- "
Her sentence came to an abrupt stop as the door to the room slammed shut. Before she could get to it, sounds of locking were heard.
" Who's out there? " she yelled, pounding on the door.
" It's ok, Buffy, " Angel assured her, from the other side.
" Angel? "
" Play the tape that's in the vcr, " he instructed.
" What? "
" Just do it, Slayer! "
" Spike? " Willow was now at Buffy's side.
" Everything's ok, luv, " he softly stated, putting his hand on the door. " Just do what Angel said. All will be explained. "
" Angel? Are you evil? " Buffy growled.
Spike laughed out loud.
" No, Buffy, I'm not evil, I swear. Just please, watch the tape. "
Buffy looked at Willow.
" Maybe we should watch the tape? " Willow softly suggested.
" There had so better be a damn good reason for this! " Buffy snapped.
Buffy hit play, then took a seat on the sofa next to Willow. A few seconds later, Anya appeared on screen.
" On brother, " Willow groaned.
" Oh she wouldn't, " Buffy gasped, under her breath.
< " Hello Buffy, hello Willow. I hope you are pleased with your accommodations. I did my best to make it pleasant and comfortable. You are no doubt wondering what is going on seeing how you have just been locked in a room together by your orgasm partners. " >
In the background, Xander could be heard snickering.
< " It's very simple, actually, " the ex demon continued. " You see we did this to help you, both of you. Angel, Spike, Xander and myself want the two of you to be happy. "
" It was her idea! " Xander yelled.
" Shut up, sweetie. As I was saying, we want you to be happy. Both of you are keeping a secret. " >
Buffy felt her heart make it's way to her throat and gripped the sofa cushion. This so could not be happening!
Willow couldn't move. Was it possible? Would Spike actually do this? No, he wouldn't, would he?
< " We all know that neither of you will break down and confess to the other, so, we are going to do it for you. " >
Buffy looked at the onscreen image of a smiling Anya, then turned to Willow. The redhead appeared to be frozen.
< " Willow, we all know that Buffy is your best friend and that you care deeply for
her. " >
Willow was planning her boyfriend's death. Where to find a really pointy stick?
< " Buffy, we also know that you feel the same way for Willow. " >
Things to do: slay ex demon.
< " But we also know that there is more than just plain old best friendship. And so do the two of you. " >
Dip it in Holy Water. No, SOAK it. Then, miss his heart, many, many times.
Why won't my legs move? I've got Will's frozen disease! Help! I have to stop this tape, but I can't move!
< " Buffy- " >
This is how I will die. No vamps, demon mayors, crazy hellgod bitca! Humiliation. Buffy Summers the Vampire Slayer, died of humiliation.
Then, I will stake myself, but only once, in the heart.
< " -to be ashamed because- " >
Please, don't say it!
< " - want Willow to - " >
I am so dead.
< " - spank you. " >
She closed her eyes, Anya's voice echoing loudly in her ears. Willow's mouth fell open. Buffy wants her to what? Before she could grasp what she had just heard, Anya's speech continued.
< " And Willow, the same goes - " >
Huh? Me?
< " - you wanting - " >
Spike must die.
< " - spank Buffy. " >
The Slayer opened her eyes and turned to the redhead so fast she nearly got whiplash.