Spanking the Slayer
by Red
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" Machine again, " Angel said, returning the phone to the cradle.
" They're probably shagging in the bloody shower, " Spike replied, his blue eyes aimed at the hallway that led to the basement.
" No. "
" Oh, c'mon, man, you know you want to! "
" We are not going back down there so forget about it! "
*****
Buffy and Willow just stared at each other. Finally, as if on cue, they both spoke.
" You want to spank me? "
" You want me to spank you? "
Silence, then, in unison, " Yes. "
Buffy sighed and fell back against the sofa cushions. After a few seconds, she began to laugh. Willow relaxed a little, but not enough to join in.
" Uh, k, laughing is of the good, " she softly mused, managing a small smile. " At least you don't hate me. Unless, " Her smile faded. " it's an evil kinda laugh, like, you are so very the pathetic and I don't ever wanna see you again, cause, well, that would be a badness, cause I like you. You're my best friend and, k, most people don't want to spank their best friends, but this is the Sunnydale, home of the Hellmouth, and well, things are sorta of the different here and, gosh, Buffy, if you hate me then - "
The Slayer shut her up with a hard kiss.
*****
Spike looked at Angel.
" No, " Angel said, not looking up from his book.
Spike growled lowly, then closed his blue eyes and made do with his imagination.
*****
Willow's head was spinning. Buffy, her Buffy, the Slayer one, had just kissed her. Wow. Obviously, the title of Slayer wasn't limited to mere vamp staking.
Buffy couldn't help but smile. She felt free, liberated, happy as happy could be! She always knew that the redhead would excel in the lip department, but whoa! Must be true what they say about redheads. Her smile grew.Her Willow wanted to spank her!
And I kissed her back. Really kissed her, as in, Paris anyone? I need to breathe. That's right, I am. K, good Willow, keep it up. That was, wow, again with the wow, and you're the one who likes to study and wow is the best you can do?
Passionate, thy name is Willow! If you spank like you kiss, we are so going to have a problem!
She wants me to spank her. Hallelujah! Can a Jewish wiccan say that? Guess they can, if they plan on spanking their best friend. Wow!
Guessing I am going to have to make the first move. Well, did that already. Second move.
K, it's my move. Buffy kissed me. Yeah, I kissed back, but now I have to do something.
Should I just throw myself over her lap?
Should I just drag her over my lap?
No, that's too, blah. Will likes creativity, something with a little drama.
No, that's just too, boring. Buffy needs more.
I pushed her when she came into the room. Not on purpose, of course, but I think I can use it.
She did push me. It was an accident, yeah, but maybe?
Willow, I pushed you. Punish me. No, that's dumb.
Buffy, you have been very bad. Wow, just thinking the words gives me a tingly. Down girl!
Willow, spank me. Uhg! Pathetic much?
Buffy, you have been a naughty little Slayer. I am going to spank you. Grrr! Why am I having so much trouble with this?
What is wrong with me? I'm the Slayer here!
Buffy, I'm afraid that you have been very bad. K, good start.
Will, I've been so the bad Slayer. Hmm, works.
They exchanged a look, both smiling, then quickly turned away.
Man, if she does not put those hands on me soon, I am so going to die!
If I do not get my hands on her soon, I am so going to die!
Willow glanced back at Buffy. Do it, Rosenberg. You're in charge here. Take control!
" Buffy. " The blonde looked at her. " Buffy, when I arrived earlier, you pushed me. " K, that wasn't too bad.
Buffy couldn't hide her smile. Willow was taking charge. Thank God!
" Yes, " she replied, innocently as possible. " I did, didn't I? "
Good, Buffy's with me. Whew! Here we go!
" That wasn't a nice thing to do, Slayer. "
Buffy shivered at the change in her friend's tone of voice. Wow! Strict Willow was, wow!
" I know, Mistress Red. " Buffy paused, waiting to see her reaction. Had she gone too far?
Willow smiled at the name Buffy used. It was a bit different than when Spike said it, but wonderful in a whole new way.
She likes it. Yes!
" I am sorry about that. It was an accident, " she added.
" Accident or not, I will not let it go unpunished. "
Buffy swallowed hard. Finally!
Willow swallowed hard. Finally!
" I understand, Mistress Red. I will gladly receive my punishment. "
" And I, Slayer, will gladly administer it. "